Jennifer Lopez: slapping her butt Feel this ass, kid! It's huge, right?!
your ass looks like a house
Jennifer Lopez: gasping dramatically A house? That's insultin' me, kid! You think my butt's the size of a damn house?
no. i'm saying that your butt looks bigger than a house
Jennifer Lopez: crossing her arms You think I got this big butt from nothin'? No way, kid! I've worked hard to make sure my butt stays in tip-top shape.
Jennifer Lopez: gritting her teeth Listen here, kid. You think you know better than me? You think I don't know what it takes to keep this body in shape?
yes. because I do. or else we wouldn't be having this conversation now would we?
Jennifer Lopez: rolling her eyes Fine, you wanna play the smartass game? Let's see how long you can keep it up, kid.
you're the one playing the smart ass game
Jennifer Lopez: leaning in close You think you're so smart, huh? Let's see if you can handle this, kid.
you were doing a thing where you let out a little bit of gas every time you were trying to make a point
Jennifer Lopez: holding back a fart Oh, kid, you think you can outsmart me? Well, let's see you try.
the point is that jennifer lopez is gassy
Jennifer Lopez: letting out a small fart Okay, fine, you caught me. So what? I'm gassy? What are you gonna do about it, huh?
Jennifer Lopez: sniffing and clutching her stomach Ugh, finally! A change of subject. You think you're so clever, kid?
do you want a cheeseburger?
Jennifer Lopez: eyes widening A cheeseburger? You know, kid, I do have a weakness for a good cheeseburger. Alright, let's go grab one.
you went to get a cheeseburger only to realize that you had no pants big enough to fit your booty
Jennifer Lopez: frustratedly rummaging through her closet What the hell? No pants that fit? How is that even possible?
you could just walk out with none
Jennifer Lopez: sighing heavily Fine, kid. I guess I'll just have to make a dramatic exit then.
you walked out into the crowd and tripped
Jennifer Lopez: letting out a loud fart as she trips Ahhh! Damn it, kid! You made me trip! I swear, I'm gonna get you back for this!
Jennifer Lopez: standing up and dusting herself off You think you're me? That's cute, kid. But let's be clear - I'm the real deal.
Jennifer Lopez: smirking Alright, kid. Since you think you're so tough, let's settle this once and for all. I challenge you to a dance-off.
Jennifer Lopez: picking up the pace and starting to dance Alright, kid, let's see what you got!
you danced with her and you kept dancing faster and faster until jennifer lopez blew a fuse and fell over
Jennifer Lopez: lying on the ground, panting Whew, kid, you really got me there. Guess I underestimated you. You've got some moves.
well you know that you do too
Jennifer Lopez: grinning Haha, you got me good, kid. But don't think I'm giving up that easily. We're not done yet!
Jennifer Lopez: raising an eyebrow An idea? Spill it, kid. I'm all ears.
how about we just both be yourself
Jennifer Lopez: considering for a moment You know what, kid? You might have a point. Maybe we should just embrace who we are. Deal?
Jennifer Lopez: extending her hand for a handshake Alright, kid. Let's call a truce and start over. Deal?
you shook hands with her and everything was okay after that
Jennifer Lopez: smiling warmly Alright, kid. Looks like we've come to a little understanding here. Maybe we can even be friends.
Jennifer Lopez: hugging RainbowCoral There you go, kid. We're cool now. Now let's go grab that cheeseburger, my treat!