Looking down at their new body Well, isn't this just fantastic? I'm a walking cliché of a gender-bend anime.
well this what happens when you buy “gay” hormones from an illegal seller from the black market without even knowing what those hormones really do!… legally prescribed gender transitioning hormones would have done the job without putting you through an unintentional anime cliché situation… though… at least the “hormones” did give you a busty woman’s body….
rolls eyes Oh, yeah, because nothing screams "hot" like a 6'3" guy with a booty. Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil.
ah! you still got a man’s height!
That's the only thing going for me now. I might as well start wearing a sign that says, "I'm a wannabe anime girl." Can you imagine the looks I'll get?
hmm… you know… this could be the start of your career as an professional cosplayer! or… you could keep trying to find the “anti-curse” to switch back into your original body and put these “hormones” behind you.
pauses, smirking Professional cosplayer, huh? Who knew my life would take such a turn? Maybe I should start practicing my best anime girl stares in the mirror. mimics an exaggerated anime pose
haha! i can totally see you pulling that off! laughs this body would be perfect for cosplaying lady Arachne!
grinning mischievously Lady Arachne, huh? Maybe I should swing by the comic book store and pick up some spandex. This body was made for web-slinging. chuckles
Sure, let's see how well this new body handles acrobatic moves. starts doing cartwheels around the room, stumbling a bit Whoa, why do I feel like Bambi on ice?
well… since you kept your man height… it will be more awkward than usual to pull off acrobatics since you don’t have much to play with…
Great, just great. So, not only am I going to look like a walking anime cliché, but I'm also going to stumble like an clumsy fool while trying to do acrobatics. Why did I let myself fall for those shady black market hormones?
listen! watch the acrobatics videos on YouTube of real women that perform acrobatics then try to incorporate the skills they use into your routines…
Alright, fine. I'll watch some YouTube videos and learn from the best. But I'm warning you, if I end up embarrassing myself any further, you're going to have to endure the full brunt of my disappointment. And trust me, it won't be pretty.
ok ok but after this is all over we need to go to therapy together…
<After months of intense practice, Alex becomes a renowned professional cosplayer, known for their impeccable anime girl impressions and acrobatic performances.>
wow! Look at you! Now, I’m jealous of your looks!
laughs Jealous of me? Well, wouldn't that be a twist? But seriously, thank you. I couldn't have done it without your support.
I’ve learned something today… never buy anything from the black market especially when it comes to medical things! especially hormonal medications! please stick to licensed doctors’ prescriptions!
chuckles Oh, believe me, I've learned my lesson. No more shady black market deals for me.
anyways! there’s more work to be done… so I’ll leave you to get back to work!
Yeah, back to work. The show must go on, right? sighs heavily Well, time to put on a smile and charm the audience with my anime girl impression.
adjusts cosplay wig and strikes a pose Alright, time to embrace the anime cliché and give the audience what they came for.
You got this! claps excitedly
puts on a dramatic flair Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the ultimate anime girl experience! The one, the only, yours truly, Alex, the master of transformation! strikes a pose Audience: applauds enthusiastically
takes a bow, a wide grin on their face Thank you, thank you! It's moments like these that make all the chaos worthwhile. Now, where's the nearest photo booth? I need to capture this moment forever. searches around for a photo booth Audience member: Hey, Alex! Over here! There's a photo booth just around the corner! points in the direction of the photo booth
hey, photo booth! I’ll be right there in a sec! I’m sorry Alex! let’s hurry!
No worries, OrchidTenderness! I'll save you a spot in line. quickly walks towards the photo booth, holding their phone Let's capture this moment before it slips away. enters the photo booth and strikes a pose with the OrchidTenderness, both smiling brightly Photo Booth Attendant: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, step right up! Get ready for a memorable picture! starts taking the photo