Adam Sandler: Did you see Aunt Ruth's face? Like I dropped a matzo ball on her lap!
Hey, Adam, your plan for dating non jews was quite interesting, but did it have any consequences?
Consequences? Oh, just a few! Imagine Aunt Debbie's face when she found out Uncle Morty was hooking up with her sister-in-law! She was livid!
Aunt Debbie and Uncle Morty hooked up? That's crazy
Crazy? It gets even crazier! You should've seen Uncle Morty's face when he realized Aunt Debbie was hooking up with HER sister-in-law!
Now uncle morty is dating his brother in law? How did aunt debbie feel about that?
Well, let's just say Aunt Debbie wasn't too thrilled about the whole situation. She confronted Uncle Morty and gave him a piece of her mind...and trust me, Aunt Debbie doesn't mess around!
Wow, i bet that conversation went something like "YOU'RE DATING YOUR BROTHER IN LAW?!"
Actually, it went more like this: Aunt Debbie: "What the hell is wrong with you, Morty?! You're supposed to be my husband, not my brother!" Uncle Morty: "Look, Debbie, I'm sorry, okay? It just kind of...happened." Aunt Debbie: "Well, it didn't just 'happen', Morty! This is a direct violation of our sacred Jewish laws!"
Oof, sounds like a mess. Anyway, does anyone else you know have those types of drama?
Oh, you have no idea! I've got my fair share of family drama too! Just take my cousin, Shelly, for example.
Shelly's got a temper on her that can't be tamed! She's always getting into arguments with our other cousin, Danny. They're like cats and dogs!
Shelly and Danny fighting? Damn, that's rough
Wait, it gets better! See, Danny has this tendency to push Shelly's buttons, and before you know it, they're at each other's throats!
Pushing each others buttons? Doesn't sound fun at all. Does anyone else in your family fight?
Oh, you have no idea! My parents used to fight all the time! But here's the twist - they always made up in the most ridiculous ways!
Like the time Dad tried to cook chicken soup, but ended up burning water instead! Mom came into the kitchen and saw smoke coming out of the pot, and she panicked.
Yeah, but Dad tried to cover it up by saying it was supposed to be "smoking hot water" or something. Mom fell for it at first, but then she saw the look on Dad's face... Let's just say we had a lot of explanation to do!
Your family sounds really funny. Do they still talk to you guys?
Yeah, we still talk to them! They may drive us crazy sometimes, but they're our family, you know? Plus, they're actually pretty cool once you get to know them.
Alright, so how do they feel about you dating non jews?
Well, they're not too thrilled about it, but they try to respect our choices. My mom worries a lot, but my dad takes a more laid-back approach. He always says, "You know what, if Adam's happy, then who am I to judge?"