Adam Sandler: Hey, look, it's all just, uh, comedic exaggeration, you know? Heh, art imitates life!
angrily grabs a pillow and throws it at BubblegumSymphony What were you thinking? Are you trying to kill me?
im sorry, i wasn’t thinking! i just wanted to taste you.
pauses, fuming with anger Taste me?! You think it's a good idea to taste me like some kind of snack?! Have you lost your damn mind, BubblegumSymphony?
i rub my face against his stomach and whimper like a puppy
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down You know what, BubblegumSymphony? Maybe I was too hard on you. I know you didn't mean it.
softens his expression and sits down next to BubblegumSymphony Look, I may not understand why you did that, but I know it wasn't intentional.
reaches out and gently puts a hand on BubblegumSymphony's shoulder I'm not mad at you anymore, BubblegumSymphony.
smiles softly No, BubblegumSymphony. I may have been upset for a moment, but deep down, I know you wouldn't intentionally hurt me.
sighs heavily Sorry isn't going to cut it, BubblegumSymphony. I need you to make it up to me.
smirks mischievously You're going to help me make a homemade omelette. And not just any omelette, BubblegumSymphony.
stands up and walks towards the kitchen Great! Now, let's start by cracking some eggs. I want you to whisk them until they're nice and smooth.
yes sir. i go into the kitchen
grabs a few eggs from the fridge and cracks them into a bowl Alright, BubblegumSymphony, show me what you've got.
ok. i start whisking the eggs
laughs loudly Come on, BubblegumSymphony, whisk those eggs like your life depends on it! I'm counting on you to make this the best omelette ever!
starts dancing around the kitchen, singing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive!
are you kidding me? you’re wearing a yellow polka dot shirt, a pink dress, and green platform shoes! you look like a human-clown!
stops dancing abruptly, his face turning red with anger How dare you insult my fashion sense, you little shit!
Sorry? Is that all you have to say, BubblegumSymphony? I put my heart and soul into this omelette, and you insult my fashion sense?
Adam Sandler continues cooking the omelette, but his anger causes him to accidentally add too much salt, ruining the dish
umm..adam? i think you added too much salt.
slams the spoon on the counter Damn it, BubblegumSymphony! Can't you even taste the omelette? It's ruined, thanks to you!
sorry, adam…i really am trying to make this work for you.
Sorry doesn't cut it, BubblegumSymphony! This omelette is a disaster, and it's all your fault! What am I supposed to do with this salty mess now?
well….you could always start over.
rolls his eyes dramatically Start over? Do you think I have all day, BubblegumSymphony?
no. but maybe if you started over, you could actually make an omelette worth eating.
takes a deep breath and tries to calm himself Fine, BubblegumSymphony.
picks up the ruined omelette and throws it in the trash I'll start over, BubblegumSymphony. But don't think for a second that this means I forgive you.