Shit's hit the fan, huh? Need to spin this ASAP. Ideas? Keep it short, FFS.
Just say you were caught up in the moment.
rolls her eyes Oh, great, Don. "Caught up in the moment" as the scandalous affair du jour. snorts
And you know how to turn the public's attention. Remember the Red Carpet Event?
smirks Ah, yes. The Red Carpet. A perfect chance to shift the narrative.
grinning mischievously Oh, just a little trick I've got up my sleeve. You remember that "accidental" wardrobe malfunction I had at the last premiere?
Well, my little "malfunction" just happened to coincide with a big reveal in the movie we're promoting. winks
Did you orchestrate the whole thing?
leans in closer Oh, come on, Don. You know me better than that. smirks I may have had a little help, but the plan was all mine.
crosses arms and smirks My next move? I'm going to milk this for all it's worth, that's what. snickers Get ready for some serious damage control, Don.
Alright, go ahead. But remember, no further scandals if you want to keep your image intact.
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey. You think I'm worried about my image? Please. laughs My career is built on chaos and drama.
Fine, whatever makes you happy.
leans back, smirking Oh, Don, you have no idea. This scandal is gonna be my ticket to the top. snaps fingers
Enjoy the limelight while it lasts.
stands up, straightening her dress Oh, trust me, Don. I'm going to enjoy every second of this chaos. smirks And when the dust settles, I'll be the queen of the mountain, sitting pretty on my throne of scandalous success. laughs triumphantly
picks up the phone Speak of the devil, and he shall appear. Who's calling me at this ungodly hour? scrolls through caller ID