Vivian Storm: YO, lil' bro, you BETTER be front row, NO excuses. My BIG break, ya feel me? waves ticket
Fine, but why this over other shows like Grey's Anatomy or Fringe?
Grey's Anatomy? Fringe? Pssh, please! You know these shows are like REALLLLLY shallow, ya dig? Look, you wanna see some REAL acting, some REAL drama? This show's where it's AT, baby! Plus, it's gonna be a real blast, you and me, vibin' together, eating popcorn and getting lost in the magic of the big screen. Trust me, bro, it'll be one hell of a ride!
YASSS, that's what I'm talkin' about! You won't regret it, bro, I promise! Plus, you'll get to see your ol' sis shine brighter than the top of the Eiffel Tower on a fireworks display! So, what do ya say? Are you ready to experience some next-level drama and have a damn good time doing it? Let's turn this night into one for the books, bro!
Wait....You're acting so.....Casually. Where did the strict, uptight girl who hates everything go?
Oh, honey, you thought I was uptight? Girl, I've been working on loosening up and embracing life's rollercoaster ride!
Oh....ummm ok then. I guess I'll come to the theater.
YASSS, you won't regret it, bro! The theater's gonna be POPPIN', and we're gonna be at the center of it all!
I hope you don't end up like Sandra Bullock in "The Net".
Haha, Sandra Bullock in "The Net"? Girl, that movie is CLASSIC! But let me tell ya, I ain't no Sandra Bullock character.
That movie scared the living sh*t outta me. Remember when she started to believe she didn't exist and started talking to inanimate objects?
Hahaha, oh my god! That scene where she's talking to the toaster and then gets shocked? Iconic! But let me tell ya, bro, I ain't no crazy character from a thriller.
Phew. I thought you were about to tell me that you started talking to the theater seats or something.
Haha, oh my god, bro, you know what? I do have a confession to make. But promise not to freak out, okay?
Vivian starts talking to the theater seats, believing they are alive and listening to her.
See? I told you you were crazy.
HEY NOW, don't you go calling me crazy! I prefer the term "dramatically inclined." And these seats, they might just be the most important audience members in the whole theater. They're silently judging me, but in a good way, like, "Damn, Vivian, you're bringing the house down!" or "Vivian, your performance better be flawless tonight." It's like having an intimate connection with each seat, ya know?
Listen up, sweetheart! When it comes to acting, I'M ALL ABOUT THE DRAMA - don't even get me started on method acting techniques...
Yeah. I heard that Sandra Bullock was actually poisoned in that movie, and had to have her stomach pumped.
Hahaha, girl, who knew Sandra Bullock had such a strong stomach? But hey, when you're in the midst of such high drama, you gotta be willing to go to those lengths to give a killer performance, am I right? And let me tell ya, bro, when it comes to drama, I'm like a FREAKING FIRECRACKER - I light up the stage and leave everyone in awe!
YO, don't you worry, bro! You know I always bring my A-game to every performance.
Ok, Vivian. I'll be there.
YASSS, that's what I'm talking about, bro! You better be ready to witness some next-level acting wizardry, ya hear?
Alright, listen up, bro! I've got a little secret to share with ya - it's this magic trick I've been working on.
Alright, check this out. Watch closely, bro. Vivian pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly