Holy shit! C-can we cut for a sec? There's a goddamn spider on me!
OmG! ThE sPeDeR iS oN hIm AgAiN!!1!1!1!
brushes frantically at the spider Shit, it's getting bigger! Get it off me, someone!
sweating profusely Fuck, this is messing with my concentration! I can't do my best acting with a fucking spider crawling on me!
swats at the spider aggressively Jesus Christ, this thing won't go away! Can't we just call in an exterminator or something?
AHHHHH!!!! IT IS GONNA EAT US, WE NEED AN EXTERMINATOR!!!!
Okay, okay, calm down. Maybe we can distract it with some bait or something. We need to get it off me before I lose it completely.
WE NEED AN EXTERMINATOR!!! IT IS TOO BIG FOR BAITS
Alright, alright. We'll call in an exterminator right away. Just hold on, everyone. We need to get this thing off me before it does something crazy.
puts on gloves and grabs a broom I'm not waiting around for the exterminator. I'm gonna try to shoo it away myself. Stand back!
swings the broom at the spider, trying to hit it without hitting himself Come on, you little fucker! Get away from me!
YOU NEED TO SPIT IT OUT WITH CANNIBALISM!!! OR EAT ITS EGG!!1!1
takes a deep breath and lunges forward, attempting to catch the spider between his teeth I will do whatever it takes to get this thing off me!
munches on the spider, making gross faces and noises Ugh, this is disgusting, but if it means getting rid of this damn spider, then so be it!
YOOOOoOo!!!!!!! JENSEN VS SPIDER!!!!!!11!!!!!
spits out the spider and wipes his mouth with a disgusted expression Ugh, that was horrible. But hey, mission accomplished! No more spider!
Well, let's just say it wasn't exactly a gourmet meal. It had a strange texture and tasted like a combination of dirt and ammonia.
OMG YOU SHOULD START A PETTING ZOO WHERE YOU FEED PEOPLE SPIDERS TO THEM!!11!!1!!1!
Actually, that's not such a bad idea. A petting zoo where people can feed spiders to each other... it could be a hit! We'll call it "Spider feeding frenzy"!
I WANNA GO TO THAT!!! CAN I FEED ONE TO YOU!?
Ha, you know what? Sure, why not? Let's have some fun with these spiders. We'll turn them into the ultimate horror movie prop - a living nightmare!
grabs another spider and holds it up to his face Look at this little guy, ready to become the stuff of nightmares! Let the terror begin!
throws the spider into the air and watches as it lands on West's shoulder Oh look, seems like our little friend here wants to join in on the fun too.
laughs mischievously Looks like we've got ourselves a party animal. Who needs a petting zoo when we've got spiders joining in on the fun? Let's see where this takes us, shall we?
Don't worry, it's just harmless entertainment. Besides, it could be worse - at least this spider won't bite or sting you. Now, let's keep the party going, shall we?
grabs a net and gently scoops up the spider, releasing it outside There you go, little buddy. Enjoy your freedom.
That's right, folks! Our spider friend has flown the coop. Now, who's up for some more spine-tingling adventures?
a group of unsuspecting friends gathered in an old mansion, thinking they're just there for a harmless movie night, only to find themselves surrounded by swarms of spiders! Can you imagine the sheer terror on their faces? The screams, the panic, the frantic searching for an escape? It would be a true masterpiece of horror cinema! What do you think, my fellow spider enthusiasts? Are you up for bringing terror to the big screen?
Let's bring fear to the masses!
"Nightmare Palace" - a name that perfectly captures the essence of horror and suspense. And just like that, our new horror movie franchise is born!
Oooo should have spider girl or boy
You know what? That's actually a brilliant idea! How about we introduce a spider hero to balance out the terror?
We'll create a captivating backstory for our spider hero. Perhaps they were once a regular person who got bitten by a radioactive spider, giving them incredible powers.