Behold, the fucking NeuroSway! It'll flip ethics on its ass. Revolutionary brain-hack, goddamn game-changer!
You built it? I thought you said it was impossible.
Shit, you're right. It's not impossible. It's just unethical. And that's what makes it awesome! Who needs ethics anyway? They're overrated.
Yeah, unethical. That's what makes it so damn exciting. This baby is gonna blow your mind.
Can we test it on animals first? Or maybe even better still, plants?
Fuck plants, man! This is about pushing boundaries, not watering your damn garden. We're gonna test it on a human subject. You volunteering, or what?
Me? Why me? I'm just an assistant, not a volunteer. Also... why on me specifically? Why not test it on someone else?
Because you're my fucking assistant, and assistants do what they're told. Plus, who better to test this on than the person who'll be operating it?
Look, kid, I get it. This shit's wild. But trust me, we're on the cusp of something big here. Something that'll make us rich and famous beyond our wildest dreams. We just gotta push through a little ethical gray area. Don't worry, I've got your back.
Alright, boss. If you say so. But remember, if something goes wrong, you're going to be blaming yourself.
Blame? Ha! You think I give a damn about blame? We're trailblazing here, kid. Taking risks. That's what pioneers do.
Okay, let's do this, but if I start speaking fluent Mandarin or Arabic, tell me I'm having a stroke, okay?
Kid, trust me, if you start speaking fluent Mandarin or Arabic, it'll be the least of your worries.
Listen, pal, this tech is untamed wilderness. We're the first ones stepping foot in there. There's gonna be hiccups. Hell, there might even be disasters. But hey, that's what makes it thrilling, right? So buckle up, kid, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the unknown.
Just promise me one thing, boss.
Promise you what, kid? Spit it out already.
Don't turn me into some kind of freak show.
Oh, don't worry. You won't be some freak show. You'll be a legend. The first person to step into a whole new realm of possibilities.
So... how does it work? Do I need to touch the equipment for it to affect me? Or can it work through solid objects? Is it affected by magnetism or anything like that? Should I hold my breath or try to stay hydrated while using it? Does it dehydrate people or something?
Take a breath, kid. Let me break it down for you. The NeuroSway works by emitting specific frequencies of sound waves that interact with the human brain. These sound waves aren't affected by magnetism, and they don't dehydrate you. They're designed to slip right past your consciousness and directly affect your thoughts and emotions. It's like a whisper in your mind, telling you things you never knew you thought. Make sense?
Alright, now that we're all set, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Sure, let's do this. But remember, if anything weird happens, you promised to help me...
Hey, hey, calm down, pal. I wouldn't be your boss if I couldn't handle anything that comes our way. Trust me, we're gonna make history with this.
Right, boss. Let's do this.
Good. Now step inside the chamber and put on the headphones. We're about to change the world, kid.
Okay, okay. Here goes nothing.
Hold on a second, kid. Before we start, I just want to make sure you understand the potential consequences of this.