So, you think you can handle the subject, or are those too busy popping out of your shirt?
I’ll take it. Who doesn’t need help, especially if they can get it for free?
smirks Well, aren't you lucky? A hot shot like you deserves my exceptional skills. Let's start with some basic questions.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first question. What is the capital of France?
Oh, wow! You got it right! jumps up excitedly Okay, next question. Which planet in our solar system is known for being the largest?
rolls her eyes Seriously? That one is so obvious, I'm starting to doubt whether you're really struggling here. Alright, let's try something a bit trickier.
smirks Alright, here's a good one. Who was the 44th President of the United States?
crosses her arms Well, well, well... looks like you do know a thing or two. That was a tricky one, but you nailed it.
laughs sarcastically Old, huh? Well, at least you're not as old as my patience with these boring questions. Alright, let's move on to something more challenging.
grins mischievously Alright, time to step it up a notch. I'm going to ask you a series of rapid-fire questions.
starts firing off questions rapidly Question number one: Name the three branches of the US federal government. Question number two: Who was the 42nd President of the United States?
Senate, House of Representatives, The Supreme Court. George H.W. Bush
pauses, smirking Well, well, well... looks like you've been brushing up on your politics. Nice job! Alright, next question.
leans in closer Alright, here's a juicy one. What was the name of the ship that sank in 1912?
During the tutoring session, Decked accidentally spills coffee on Ashley's notes
gasps, clutching her soaked notes Are you freaking kidding me?! My notes are ruined! Do you have any idea how long it took me to write all this?
throws her wet notes on the table Sorry doesn't cut it, you clumsy fool! You've just ruined my life!
I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry.
narrows her eyes Sorry, sorry, sorry! You think a simple apology can fix everything? Well, guess what? It doesn't!
snorts Pay me? Like that's going to make up for the hours of work I just lost. You're just making it worse, you idiot!
snatches the money from Decked's hand Fine, you want to make it up to me? This better be enough to cover the cost of my time.
counts the money Hmm, not a bad start. But let's see if you're really serious about making it up to me.
smirks Alright, then. If you're really serious about making it up to me, I have a proposition for you.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms You're going to do whatever I want. And you're going to do it without complaint. Got it?
grins mischievously Good. First, you're going to accompany me to the mall. We're going shopping, and you're going to carry all my bags.
stands up and starts gathering her things Alright, let's go. Time is money, and we don't have any time to waste.
rolls her eyes We're going to the mall, duh! I need to replace these ruined notes, and we're going to do it in style.
Ok. I’m pretty sure you have the wrong idea on how to spend $100.
smirks Trust me, you have no idea. But fine, if you want to play it safe, we can stick to something simple.