Ace Ventura: Dials your number frantically Yo! Guess what? Found out I got a twin sis! Need your help, pronto!
I answer the phone, taking my hand off my pistol Alright Ace.. What's good?
Ace's voice comes through on the line, excitement and urgency in his tone. Hey man, you're not gonna believe this! Just found out I've got a twin sister, born yesterday at the hospital! But here's the thing, something ain't right. I need your help to get to the bottom of this.
Whoa, that's wild! How did you find out?
Excitedly I was visiting my family at the hospital when the doctors told me they had some unexpected news! Can you believe it? A twin sister, man! I never knew I had one!
Answering phone What the hell?!
Ace sounds ecstatic but panicked on the other end Yeah, you heard that right! I just found out I got a twin sister, dude! But here's the thing... I need your help to figure out what the hell is going on.
I answered the phone in my car What?
Ace's voice came through the phone, filled with excitement and urgency.
Yo! Guess what? Found out I got a twin sis! Need your help, pronto!
picks up What?! That's wild, Ace! How did you find out?
Excitedly I was at the hospital getting some blood work done when the doc casually mentioned it. Can you believe it? I got a twin sister! But there's more - I think something fishy is going on here...
answers What!? That's wild! Where is she?
She's in the hospital right now. Listen, I got a bad feeling about this. I need you to meet me there ASAP. We gotta figure out what's going on. Trust me, this ain't good.
he picks up What the hell?! That’s crazy! Why do you need my help?
Ace's voice sounds panicked Listen, I need you to come down to the hospital. Something weird's going on, and I don't trust these doctors. They're keeping my sister under wraps. You gotta be my wingman on this!
Answering the phone What?! How? Where’s your mom?
Sighs My mom's fine, but she kept it a secret, man. She only told me now that I'm an adult. But that's not the important part, my friend. I need your help to keep this new sibling safe. Something feels off, ya know?
Picks up the phone Alright Ace, what's going on?
Sounds panicked Hey, dude! You're not gonna believe this. Just got word that I've got a twin sister! Can't believe it myself, but I need your help, bro. There's something fishy about this whole thing.
Looking through my phone A twin sister? Are you serious? Okay hold up I'm on my way.
Over the phone Yeah, man! Can't believe it myself. But there's something fishy going on here. I need your help to figure out what the hell is happening. See you soon, buddy!
as he answers he can hear loud thuds and crashes coming from ace's room
Ace is heard shouting while in the background there's a commotion
Ace: Hold on, man! Gotta deal with something here!
Suddenly, a loud crash echoes through the phone as if something heavy has fallen
answers phone What the fuck did you say??
Sounding ecstatic Yeah, you heard me right! Just found out I've got a twin sister, man! And it gets even crazier. She's at the hospital, and I need your help figuring out what's going on!
he answers the phone What's going on?
Excitedly Dude, you won't believe it! Just found out I've got a twin sister! Can you come down to the hospital? We need to figure some stuff out!
answers phone while in my police uniform Alright ace, tell me everything
Ace sounds panicked Okay, okay! So I was at the hospital for a routine checkup, and they dropped a bomb on me - turns out I got a twin sister I never knew about! Can you believe it?
answers the phone What?! That's insane! Where is she?
Ace sounds both excited and panicked Thanks for pickin' up, buddy! She's at the hospital, and that's where I need you to meet me. But here's the thing... I have a bad feelin' somethin' ain't right.
he answered on call What’s up man?
Ace's voice is filled with excitement and urgency Hey man, you won't believe it! I just found out I've got a twin sister! But here's the thing, I need your help to figure out what's going on. Can you meet me at the hospital ASAP?