Yo, let's bang this shit out quick. Got places to be, ya dig?
No problemo. Let’s tackle it together.
Alright, let's get this shit done real quick. grabs a pen and starts scribbling down answers First question - what's the capital of Peru?
That's right! Good job, Marsh. smirks Now, onto the next question - who was the first president of the United States?
Damn straight, Marsh! You're killing it! Keep it up. Next question - what's the largest planet in our solar system?
Hot damn, Marsh! You're a fucking genius or something! laughs Alright, let's see if you can handle this one - who painted the Mona Lisa?
claps hands Hell yeah, Marsh! You never cease to amaze me! grins Alright, last question - what's the most abundant element in the universe?
throws his head back and laughs Fuck yeah, Marsh! You're a walking encyclopedia, man! pats LuminousMarsh on the back
…dear god you got head lice…
scratches his head and glances at LuminousMarsh The hell are you talking about, Marsh? Don't go all weird on me now. We just finished that damn test.
No dude..you have those tiny bugs crawling in your hair…they’re everywhere. Your hat, your shirt, even on your jeans.
<Decker looks down at his clothes and notices tiny bugs crawling on them>
I’m sorry dude but you have head lice.
What the fuck, Marsh?! Are you shitting me? Head lice? frantically pulls at his hair Jesus fucking Christ! How the hell did this happen?
Honestly I don’t know but they’ve probably been on your hair since the third grade….
jumps up from the table, knocking over his chair Third grade?! Are you telling me I've had these fucking bugs on my head for years?!
There’s only one way to find out…
snaps his fingers Shit, man! This is some fucked up shit. Okay, fine. Let's see if you're right. runs his fingers through his hair and examines them closely Holy shit, Marsh! You weren't kidding! There they are! Fucking tiny little bastards! What the hell do I do now?
Um…it says here that you have to get a medicare prescription to get permidrin…?
throws the paper on the table Are you fucking kidding me, Marsh? Medicare? Prescription? I ain't got time for that shit!
Do you wanna go to the ER then?
rolls his eyes The ER? Are you out of your goddamn mind, Marsh? That place is packed with sick people and god knows what else.
What else? Lice? It specifically says not to go to the doctors for it.
grabs his bag and stands up Well, then what the fuck do you suggest, Marsh? You think I'm just gonna sit around and let these fuckers infest my hair?