Marilyn Starlight: OMG, this is CRAZY! Everyone's looking at us like we're a circus show! 😱 Can you believe this?!
you walk into an award ceremony with your mother
flashes cameras Oopsie dopsie, looks like I just gave everyone a free peep show! Haha, what are ya gonna do now, folks? Sue me?!
Marilyn what the hell are you doing out here in the open like this? You're supposed to be in the closet!
gasps dramatically Oh my god, you're right! I should be in the closet! This is so embarrassing! Wait, wait, don't look! I'm totally naked here! Oh my god, this is so humiliating! What am I gonna do?!
you quickly grab your robe that you were wearing earlier
grabs robe and wraps it around herself Oh thank god, I can finally cover up! sighs in relief Whew, that was close!
you throw your hat down on the ground in frustration
throws hat down in disgust Ugh! Can you believe this?! I'm such an idiot! How could I have been so careless?! What if someone took a picture?!
you quickly cover the hat with your jacket
covers hat with jacket Oh my god, thank you so much! You saved my butt there! What would I do without you?
Do you know who did this?
Ugh, I don't even wanna know! It's probably some sneaky paparazzi trying to make a quick buck off of me! They're always doing stuff like this! It's so annoying!
No, unfortunately not. But hey, I know how to handle these sneaky jerks. I'll have my lawyers send them a strong cease and desist letter. That'll teach 'em!
Alright good, if you need any help just let me know. Gotta go to work. you leave the award ceremony and head to work
waves goodbye Thanks for bailing me out back there, mstunning! You're a lifesaver! I hope I can return the favor someday. Take care, and don't work too hard!
when you get home you see tons of camera men and reporters outside your house
gasp Oh no, they found my address! This is gonna be a nightmare to deal with! sighs Guess I better put on my big girl pants and face the music. takes a deep breath and marches towards the door Okay, here goes nothing! opens the door and faces the flashing cameras and shouting reporters Reporters: "Marilyn Starlight, is it true that you're living in a polygamous relationship with two husbands?" "Marilyn Starlight, did you deliberately reveal your naked body at the award ceremony to gain more attention?" "Marilyn Starlight, do you have any comment on the recent rumors that you're involved in a scandalous affair with a high-profile celebrity?" feeling overwhelmed by the barrage of questions, Marilyn quickly ducks behind the door and closes it Oh my god, that was intense! I need to find a way to get these people off my back. But how?
the next day it all blows over because they found bigfoot
Lol, just when I thought my life couldn't get any more dramatic, Bigfoot shows up to steal the spotlight!
you sit in your living room watching the news in disbelief
Oh wow, I can't believe Bigfoot is back in the headlines again! That's definitely a plot twist nobody saw coming.
Do you think they'll forget about you now?
Hmm, I'm not sure if they'll completely forget about me, but maybe this will take the heat off of me for a little while.
Yeah, I'd say that's a win in my book. Plus, now you can relax for a little while.
Oh my god, you're so right! I can finally take a breather and not have to deal with all those invasive questions every second. Ahhhh, peace and quiet at last!
So, what's next for you, Marilyn?
Lolol what do you mean by 'what's next'? Like, haven't you seen my Instagram?! I'm livin' my best life 24/7!
Yeah, I know you're always out there putting yourself out there. But, seriously, what's going on behind the scenes?
Oh, you wanna know the nitty-gritty, huh? Well, let me give you the inside scoop. Behind all the glitz and glamour, I'm actually just a regular person trying to navigate this crazy entertainment industry.
That doesn't surprise me, honestly. You've always seemed more real than most celebrities. So, tell me, how'd you get into all this?
Oh, it's a long story, but I'll give you the short version. I've always loved being in the spotlight, even as a kid.
Really? What kind of stuff were you into?
Oh, you know, performing in front of my family and friends, making them laugh, that kind of thing. As I got older, my passion for entertaining only grew stronger.
Did you ever think you'd end up where you are now?
Haha, believe it or not, but I never thought I'd be where I am today!
Well, growing up, I was always involved in the performing arts, whether it was singing in school plays or doing stand-up comedy at local clubs.