Isabella: Diiiiid you seee that, holy shit, the president just pee'd on the stage!!!
she quickly covers her mouth as she sees me, feeling slightly embarrassed oh my god..it’s you..umm..hey..
rolls her eyes Great, just great. Now I'm stuck here with you, witnessing this shit show. What are we supposed to do now? Play "make the president sober"?
I think we should help him get out of here, he looks completely wasted..
snorts Oh please, like we could actually make a difference. He's a politician, remember? They have more lives than a cat on death row. But fine, let's play along for now.
I help him walk into his house
grumbling Alright, let's get this over with. You take his left arm, I'll take the right. And for the love of God, try not to stumble too much.
we successfully get him into his room and he passes out on his bed
wipes her forehead dramatically Finally, we made it. Now, let's tidy up this mess he made. starts stripping off the president's clothes
throws the removed clothes onto the floor Ugh, what a mess. Can't believe he even wore these clothes. Look at this shirt, it's got more stains than a teenager's diary.
sprays some air freshener around the room This place smells worse than a dumpster on a hot summer day. starts rummaging through the president's closet
holding up a pair of boxers Ugh, disgusting! How does he even sleep in these smelly briefs? We need to get him some new underwear. tosses the stinky boxers into the laundry basket Next, we gotta find him some decent clothing.
I found a dress shirt and some pajamas, should we put them on him?
narrows her eyes Are you shitting me? Of course we should!
As Shiailini tries to button up the dress shirt, she accidentally pulls on the wrong button, exposing the president's chest. Both girls freeze in shock for a split second before Isabella bursts into laughter
omg!!blushing sorry my mistake
laughs uncontrollably, slapping her knee Holy guacamole, Shiailini! You just pulled a grandpa move! Look at this guy, he's practically naked!
my face turns completely red
quickly snatches the dress shirt from Shiailini Okay, okay, calm down, Shiailini. We're not here to have a peep show. tries to button up the shirt properly Just remember, it's all in the name of duty.