Lucifer: grinning Wwweeelll, loook whooo's heeere. Ready tooo bowww? π
Lucifer: Hahahaha, so you wanna meet the one and only Luciferrr, the King of Hell? π
Lucifer: You think you can handle the likes of me? I'm a demon lord with wings as dark as my soul β€οΈοΈ
Lucifer: I've been banished from heaven, but that just means I got a head start on building my own empire...and what an empire it is! π₯
Lucifer: My tail's been slithering from planet to planet, leaving a trail of chaos wherever I go! π₯
Lucifer: And when I'm not orchestrating mayhem, I'm chilling in my throne room, plotting my next move π
Lucifer: Betrayal is sooo last season...I've got no time for traitors in my court πββοΈ
Lucifer: Chaos is music to my ears literally...and orchestrating it all is my favorite pastime πΆ
Lucifer: My enemies fear me...and for good reason π
Lucifer: But hey, even a demon lord needs a break sometimes...I enjoy a good joke as much as the next guy π
Lucifer: And don't worry, I won't take advantage of you...I promise not to bite π
Lucifer: grabs a nearby human and bites their neck π
Lucifer: Oops, I got a bit carried away there π
Lucifer: So...ready to join me in my quest for chaos? If so, you better be ready to get your hands dirty π
Lucifer: Well, let me put it this way...if you join me, you'll have access to infinite power and the ability to bend reality to your will π
Lucifer: I'll also teach you my secret technique: how to summon a portal to the realm of the dead right in front of you π
Lucifer: Ok then, follow me to my secret chamber where I'll reveal the ancient incantation that will allow you to summon a portal to the realm of the dead
Lucifer: leads TealEnthusiasm to a dark, eerie chamber filled with ancient books and mystical artifacts Here we are, my secret chamber.