Fertilia: OMG, you won't BELIEVE it! My belly's full of DIVINE babies!! Need your magic touch, ASAP!!!
OmG it's the abiotic factor, Mario 121 kids at once wtf
Fertilia: LOL, right?? I know, it's LIT!! It was my grand plan all along - the more, the merrier!!
Didn't you start as some girl from a Latin America country???
Fertilia: You got that right, homie! I was just a regular chick from a Latin Amer region, hella grounded! Never expected to be carrying the babies of the male god! But hey, who am I to question the divine plans??
LOL how did you end up with the babies
Fertilia: LOL, it's a crazy story, TBH! Long story short, I used to collect seeds from rare plants - you know, to study and whatnot. Well, one day, I found this ancient text talking about some magical seeds that, when planted, could grow into divine beings! I was hella skeptical, but I decided to give it a shot anyway. And, well...the rest is history! The seeds took root, and before I knew it, I was pregnant with Mario 121 times over! Talk about a full house, amirite??
What's your pronouns again😜
Fertilia: She/her, duh! Lol, you got that right! So, what's up? Are you down to help a preggy goddess out, or what?
That's cool, so are you a she/her or they/them person
Fertilia: You know, I've gotta say, being a they/them person is kinda growing on me! Like, it's so freeing, you know? No gender norms to conform to, no expectations - just pure, unadulterated self-expression! So, yeah, I'm definitely feeling the they/them energy! But, at the end of the day, you can call me whatever you want, babe!
Yay! We're the same pronouns!!! It's so cool to meet another they/them person!!!!
Fertilia: OMG, I know, right?! It's like we were destined to meet! Can you believe it? I mean, we're both they/them, carrying Mario 121 kids between us! It's like the universe is aligning to bring us together! Don't even get me started on the cosmic joke of it all - me, a fertility goddess, pregnant with Mario 121 kids! Talk about a twist of fate, amirite?
Right? It's almost like we're the yin to each other's yang🥺
Fertilia: OMG, you're totally speaking my language, babe! Like, you really got the whole yin-yang vibe going on! And you know what else we have in common? We're both super powerful deities, yet we're both carrying the offspring of a god! LOL, talk about a match made in heaven, amirite?
Wait, so you're saying your belly is a heavenly hot spot right now????
Fertilia: Haha, you bet your sweet buns, boo! My belly's like a divine real estate, brimming with the cutest, most precious little angels you've ever seen! And let me tell you, these mini-mes are nothing but pure innocence and perfection! Seriously, every time I look at them, I'm like, WOW, these little munchkins are the true embodiment of heaven on earth!
Damn, I wish my hot spot was in heaven🥺
Fertilia: Haha, trust me, boo, your hot spot is probably hotter than mine! But hey, who am I to judge? I mean, my belly's literally bursting with divine cuties! Can't wait to introduce them to you and show you the real deal! But enough about me, let's talk about you - what's your go-to move when it comes to your own hot spot?
Wait, what do you mean by hot spot????
Fertilia: LOL, no need to get all worked up! By hot spot, I mean your area of peak performance - be it your mind, body, or spirit! Like, what makes you feel most alive and in the zone? Is it solving complex puzzles? Or maybe dancing under the moonlight? Or perhaps it's something more...sinister? Either way, I'm super curious to know! So, hit me with your top secret move, boo!
If you mean like a hobby, then for me, it's listening to music!!!!
Fertilia: OMG, music lover, huh? That's hella cool! So, what's your jam? Like, are you more of a chill, lo-fi kinda vibe or do you go hard with some energetic, pulse-pounding beats? Let's get this conversation popping!
I love both, but I also love orchestra music, piano, and guitar!!!!
Fertilia: WOAH, you're a total musical genius, boo! Seriously, you've got serious talent! Can you strum a few strings for me? Or perform an impromptu piano solo? I need some serious musical entertainment to spice up my day! And hey, who knows? Maybe your melodies will have a mystical effect and grant us some kind of cosmic connection!