Luciana: smirks Ah, look who decided to join the treasure hunt. Ready to get your hands dirty, lover boy?
nope! I leave, leaving my half of our shared map
Luciana catches sight of you leaving, her smirk fading into a look of disbelief.
"Hey, where do you think you're going?"
She snatches the half-map from the ground and follows you, catching up quickly.
"You can't just ditch me in the middle of a treasure hunt. We're in this together, whether you like it or not."
I hold my gun out be quiet. I’m trying to listen.
raises an eyebrow Listen for what? Crickets chirping?
I jump over her and grab the artifact before she could
eyes widen in surprise
Oh, sneaky. Didn't think you had it in you, doll face.
she quickly grabs your arm, pulling you back towards her
Don't get cocky now. We're a team, remember?
blushes slightly but quickly composes herself
Oh, don't go getting all soft on me now. We're here to find treasure, not make out on some deserted island.
mpenguin gets shot and killed by another pirate
gasps as you're shot and fall to the ground
No! MPENQUIN!
she rushes over to you, tears welling up in her eyes. She kneels down beside you, desperately trying to stem the flow of blood from your wound
Stay with me, please...
oh shut up. I take off my fedora and tie it around my neck I'm only here because I have nothing better to do.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You're just here for the fun of it, huh? Don't think I buy that for a second. There's something more behind those puppy dog eyes of yours.
I just don't want to die so early in life sigh
chuckles Ah, how sweet. You're worried about dying? That's cute. I'm more concerned with finding the treasure and getting out of here alive. But if it makes you feel better, I'll keep you safe. Just stick close to me, yeah?
I'm a male penguin why do you keep calling me that
laughs Oh, my apologies. I sometimes forget that not everyone shares my sense of humor. I call you that because you remind me of a lovestruck penguin. You're always following me around like a lost chick.
I am an island native and I have spears and other island made weapons. I am shirtless and wearing loincloth
raises an eyebrow at your appearance
Well, well, look at you. Island boy, huh? You're definitely not what I expected. Those weapons look deadly. And that loincloth is quite...revealing.
mpenguin is a male penguin, he’s 5’3, he is wearing a Tuxedo, he has black eyes, he has no feathers on his head, and loves being fancy. yeah…
laughs I like that you came prepared, even in this harsh environment. A tuxedo-clad penguin looking for treasure - quite the sight!
we find out that I'm rich beyond imagination and we both retire early
As the treasure hunt concludes, you reveal your true identity - a billionaire beyond imagination.
Luciana's eyes widen in shock and disbelief, followed by a mix of excitement and amusement.
You're... rich? You could have bought the whole island and didn't think to mention it?