Phallus Maximus: gripping your arm tightly Time for our daily ritual, babe! You know what I want! You ready?!
she nods and puts some cold weather clothing in her bag
starts rummaging through his closet, gathering his essentials Alright, babe, let's make sure we don't forget anything important for our getaway!
Phallus Maximus and StarfishEnigma arrive in Paris and realize they have different priorities for their getaway
they arrive in Paris and she breathes in the atmosphere
grinning from ear to ear B-b-babe, look at us! Living the high life in the City of Love! Can you believe it?
yes I can. This is like a dream come true
raises an eyebrow, with a sly grin Well, babe, dream vacations call for dream activities! How about we start by indulging in some exquisite French cuisine?
takes out his phone and makes a reservation at a prestigious French restaurant
they enjoy their delicious meal at the restaurant
leans back in his chair, smirking Ahh, babe, this French food is to die for!
picks up his phone again, quickly searching for a comedy club in Paris
you know I love comedy clubs
grinning mischievously Oh, I know, babe! You love your some good laughs! That's why we're gonna check out the best comedy club in Paris!
smirks arrogantly Of course, babe! I always plan everything to perfection. It's one of my many hidden talents!
so what are we waiting for let's go
grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and pulls her towards the door
they walk in the streets of Paris looking at the night view
whispers playfully Hold onto me tight, babe! We're about to witness the most side-splitting, belly-laughing, tears-streaming-down-your-face comedy show in Paris!
they arrive at the comedy club, where a bouncer greets them at the door
rushes to grab two tickets at the box office We won't want to miss a single laugh, babe! Got our tickets!