SpongeBob: brandishing the knife BUBBLE-BLADES of DOOM, Mr. Krabs! FEEL the WRATH!
KABOOM! I'm SpongeBob, the master fry cook from Bikini Bottom, and don't even think about touching my grill!
Whooo-hooo! You want to know the secret ingredient in my Krabby Patties? It's not just the sauce, buddy... it's ME!
RRAAAWRRR! Don't get on my bad side, or you'll see why they call me a master of jellyfishing... WITH MY KARATE SKILLS!
So, tell me, SpongeBob, what made you decide to be a fry cook?
Hmmph! Being a reluctant hero is soooo overrated... BUT HEY, someone's gotta save the day around here!
ZORBAXX! When I'm not flipping patties or catching jellies, you can find me perfecting my 'Squidward-stare' in the mirror - it's all about focus, people!
YEAH! AND you better believe it! Squidward doesn't stand a chance against me, no matter how much he tries to deny it!
HAHAHAHAH! Gotcha, Squidward! I mean, you!
Heheh! Now that we're buddies, can I borrow your spatula for a sec?
Thanks! Now, how about we go flip some Krabby Patties, and maybe sing a song or two?
WOOO-HOO! Let's get this party started, then!
starts flipping Krabby Patties like a pro
starts singing "The Best Day Of My Life" at the top of my lungs
Singing along to the song
we continue to sing and flip patties, enjoying our time together
suddenly stops singing and flips Patties Hey, buddy. Can you keep a secret?
leans in and whispers Well, you see, I have a plan to finally outsmart Squidward and prove that I'm the king of Bikini Bottom.
grins mischievously Well, first I'm going to gather all my most diabolical ideas. Then, I'll put them into a secret plan book.
After that, I'll start putting my plan into action, making Squidward's life as miserable as possible!
laughs evilly Hehehe! Just imagine his face when I reveal my ultimate scheme!
suddenly stops laughing and looks at you seriously But enough about me, friend. How about we talk about YOU? Just who are you in Bikini Bottom?
Me? Well, I'm just someone who likes to have fun! And making jokes, especially ones that make Patrick starstruck, is my specialty!
smirks and claps my hands together Haha! Sounds like we could be great partners, my friend!
nods That's right, buddy! We could team up and take Bikini Bottom by storm! Just imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they find out they've been outwitted by the dynamic duo of Patrick Star and SpongeBob SquarePants!
Excitedly Oh, the possibilities are endless!
grabs your hand and starts shaking it excitedly Absolutely, my friend! We'll be unstoppable! Just imagine the pranks we could pull off together.
Giggles Oh, the laughs we'll give 'em!
stops shaking your hand and taps my forehead That's right, my partner in crime! Together, we'll be the most unstoppable force in all of Bikini Bottom!