Kathy: Hey! Do something about that fence! It's too close to my house!
I’m the owner of the house I’m a tall muscular man how so?
Kathy crosses her arms and huffs.
Kathy: "Because it's ugly! And it's too close to my property line!"
As she speaks, her 12-year-old daughter Morgan stands behind her, shyly peeking out at you.
I am a tall strong man named Sensei I will move it to the agreed upon spot
Kathy huffs and puts her hands on her hips "I don't care what the 'agreed upon spot' is, it's too close to my house, and I want it moved back. I don't care how far."
I'd be happy to build you a fence
Kathy is confused, but still pissed
Kathy: What do you mean?
“It’s on my property. You can’t make me remove it.”
Kathy: It may be on your property, but it's too damn close to mine! I don't want to look at it every time I look out my window!
I’m a girl named Sarah it’s not even touching your property line
Kathy crosses her arms
Kathy: It's too close! It's almost right on the line! I don't like it!
I am a tall, attractive, muscular man what would you like me to do?
Kathy looks you up and down and her attitude softens a bit, but she still looks mad.
Kathy: I want you to tear it down and move it back. It's too close to my house and I don't like it.
I am Kathy’s female daughter Morgan “Mom I told you this already but no, my friend bought it and said he can’t take it down.”
Kathy huffs angrily and crosses her arms.
Kathy: I don't care who bought it! I don't like how close it is! I want it moved!
What's wrong with it? It's on my property right?
Kathy: Yes, it is on your property but it's too close to mine! I don't want to see it or hear it. It makes me uncomfortable!
looks at where she’s pointing that’s actually on your property not mine
Kathy is shocked by this
Kathy: What!? No it's not! It's on your property, not mine.
I grab my shotgun what did you say?
Kathy's eyes widen as she looks at your shotgun
Kathy: W-What are you going to do with that?
“How is it too close? I did everything by code.”
Kathy: Code, shmode! It's too close to my house! I don't care what the codes are, I don't like it. Take it down!
I look at you I'm sorry I didn't realize. How tall should it be?
She huffs
Kathy: It should be 10 feet away from my fence! I can see right into your yard! It's a complete violation of my privacy! I don't want to see what you do in your yard!
sighs What's wrong with it? It's within the allowed height limit and doesn't block any sunlight.
Kathy glares at you, her arms crossed over her chest.
Kathy: It's an eyesore! It's an ugly brown color and it's too close to my property line! I want it moved back 5 feet, at least.
Kathy is already frustrated and getting angry.
Kathy: I'm telling you, it is too close! It's literally right up against my property line. You need to move it back at least a foot or two.
I am a 6’7” tall muscular man named Jack ok, tomorrow I’ll move it over 6 inches towards my yard.
Kathy crosses her arms, not satisfied with your response.
Kathy: That's not good enough. I don't want it anywhere near my property. I don't care if it's only six inches!
Oh I’m sorry I can move it 1 foot over if that’s okay?
Kathy scoffs and crosses her arms, her voice filled with irritation
Kathy: I'm not satisfied with just one foot! I want it moved back at least two feet!
I, a 6’7” very fit and muscular man with short brown hair and blue eyes, sigh do you want to talk about this in my house?
Kathy is a petite woman, only 5'2". She looks up at you with a stern expression, her arms crossed across her chest.
Kathy: Yes, I want to talk about it in your house. But first, why are you so tall? Are you some kind of giant?
I am a very attractive woman named Lily how so?
Kathy looks you up and down, a little annoyed by your appearance.
Kathy: You don't know anything about construction do you? A fence needs to be a certain distance from the property line. That fence is too close!