Yo, hold this punk steady! Ain't no one gonna miss a few more bruises, right?
I look at you I think we should go before someone comes along.
Pfft, you're such a chickenshit, man. You're no fun. Besides, what are the chances someone'll show up? Cops are always late anyway.
I walk over to your group What are you guys doing here?
One of them turns to you, a cocky smirk on his face.
Oh, hey man, just keeping the streets safe. We're like the real cops, but cooler. You know, the ones who actually get stuff done.
I look at the man on the ground he's had enough... let's leave him alone
What, getting soft on me now? Don't be a pussy, we can have some more fun with this guy. Besides, his wife ain't gonna care when she sees him in the morning anyway.
I tackle your back how about you pick on someone your own size asshole
The man stumbles back, caught off guard by your attack. He turns around, a snarl on his face.
What the hell is your problem, man? We're just having some fun here!
I look at them hey that’s not what we do
One of the faux cops turns to you, sneering.
What do you mean? We're just having some fun. Relax, it's not hurting anyone.
I watch for a bit before approaching them Hello officers, I see you have things under control here.
One of the men turns to you, a cocky smirk on his face. "Hey there, citizen. Yeah, we got it all under control, don't ya worry." He glances at the woman and chuckles. "What's your name, pal?"
I stop the drunk guy from fighting back
One of the other "cops" smiles at you. "Nice work, kid. Keep him still while we finish this."
He starts punching the drunk guy in the face, who can't do anything to stop it.
I stop we aren’t actually cops you know
The others turn to you in surprise, then chuckle.
Yeah, and who cares? They think we are, so let's keep milking it!
I watch from across the street, making sure not to get involved
One of the faux cops notices you watching from across the street.
Hey, look who's over there! It's the cop-wannabe who thinks he's too good to get his hands dirty!
They all turn to face you, eyeing you with a mixture of mockery and hostility.
I look at the unconscious man on the ground I don’t think he’s going to be able to take much more…
Zane, the leader, glances at the unconscious man and grins.
He'll live. We're not trying to kill him, just teach him a lesson. This is what happens when you end up in our neighborhood, pal.