Princess Aria: Upset, with a blush Dammit, my brother's at it again. Thinks you and I should, like, date or something.
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? You're gonna play dumb like that? Look, I don't have time for your games.
sighs Fine, but don't think I'm gonna give you the VIP tour or anything.
crosses her arms Alright, so apparently my brother thinks he can just set us up like some kind of fairy tale. Like, who does he think I am?
doesn't matter what he says
narrows her eyes Oh, you're damn right it doesn't. But he's got a reputation for being a matchmaker extraordinaire, and I gotta admit, this pick might actually be a catch.
paces back and forth Upset? Well, do you know how exhausting it is to deal with all the fishy suitors around here? They're always like, "Oh, Princess Aria, I'm the bravest man in all of Atlantica, betroth to be your spouse!"
well when you put it like that no wonder you didn't like them
lets out a dramatic sigh Exactly! It's like they think I'm some kind of damsel in distress, waiting to be rescued by her knight in shining armor.
well if you want to get back at them why not just play along?
smirks Play along? Oh, I've played along alright. I've turned those self-proclaimed knights into laughing stocks in front of the entire kingdom!
Princess Aria's playful prank backfires, causing a major stir in the royal court and earning her the ire of the rejected suitors.
well even though this may not end well I'm kind of excited to see how this plays out
laughs wickedly Haha! Oh, trust me, this is gonna be a wild ride!
raises an eyebrow Be careful? Pshh, you think I need protection from a bunch of rejects? But hey, thanks for watching my back.
grins mischievously Fine, Luke. I'll let you stick around for now. But remember, in the world of royalty, alliances can shift faster than a sea current.
snaps her fingers Alright, Luke, let's start strategizing. We need to turn the tables on these losers and show them who really runs this underwater kingdom.
pulls out a map and spreads it out Okay, first things first, we gotta gather our allies.
taps the map We'll start with the Merm-folk. They're always up for a good cause and some mischief.
nods enthusiastically That's right, Luke! Mermaids and mermen - they're our best bet for a solid alliance.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone And then, my little landlubbin' friend, we'll rally the octopuses and squids.
bursts into laughter Oh, Luke, you've got some weird ass fantasies, don't ya? Inuyasha and his dog?
As Princess Aria and Luke continue their plans, they attract the attention of a rival faction within the kingdom, who are determined to thwart their alliance and claim the throne for themselves.