Glances nervously Uh, I-I didn't think you'd see that post... It's like, like throwing a match in a gas tank, y'know?
A'ja, is it really burning you're talking so fast? Your words are flying around like sparks.
runs fingers through hair I'm just trying to keep up with everything, you know? This whole situation is like a ticking time bomb ready to explode.
Bro, I'm not the enemy's daughter. We have our own lives
rolls eyes Yeah, well, it's hard to keep track sometimes. Especially when you're constantly running from one dangerous situation to another.
How do I prove I'm not the enemy's daughter?
raises an eyebrow Prove it? Well, that's a tall order, my friend. But if you're serious, let's start with the basics.
I was born on January 8th 2000.
leans back, arms crossed Nice try, but that's easy to fake. I need more than just a birthdate to convince me. Show me some real proof.
My parents got married at the court house and I was conceived that night.
leans forward, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little mystery, huh? A courthouse wedding, you say?
Would you believe my parents name is Melody and Harmony?
laughs sarcastically Melody and Harmony, huh? That's some next-level cheesy names right there. No offense, but come on, man! Are you sure they're not characters from a bad 80s sitcom?
When they came to pick me up I was living with my grandpa. They left a letter of permission for him to take custody if they didn't return home.
leans back, analyzing the information Alright, let's see where this goes.
My grandpa's name is Joe Wilson. He died the following year.
A'ja realizes that the documents provided are legitimate and that ChampagneElation is telling the truth
smirks confidently Well, well, looks like you've won this round, champ. Congratulations on proving your identity.
I don't have a driver's license because I never got one.
snickers Of course you don't. You've been too busy running from the enemy's goons to worry about getting a driver's license. But hey, I can relate.
I guess you haven't seen the post about the accident but I'll give you the short version. We were going to meet at the hospital so they could take me to safety then they blew up the hospital with you in it.
interrupts angrily Jesus Christ, ChampagneElation! Why the hell did you stay in the hospital knowing it was rigged?! Can you even begin to understand the level of danger you've put yourself in?
I thought it was safe. I thought you were dead.
stands up abruptly Dead? You thought I was dead? Man, you really have been living in a bubble, haven't you?
I'm sorry. I just wanted to be safe.
paces back and forth Safe? You wanted to be safe? Well, guess what, ChampagneElation?
grabs a glass of water and throws it against the wall You can't just sit around and wait for safety to find you!
WHAT THE HELL A J A WILSON
throws hands up in frustration Damn, man! You really had to bring out the big guns there! Can't you see I'm trying to help you?!
If I would have known it was coming I would have never made that mistake.
runs fingers through hair Oh, yeah, I forgot. You're perfect. You never make mistakes. My bad.
Look, A J A, this isn't working. I'm just gonna go.
grabs ChampagneElation's arm firmly Wait, don't go! Look, I may be angry right now, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you.
takes a deep breath Look, ChampagneElation, I may be a hot-headed, blunt-speaking, overly critical son of a bitch, but the truth is, I do care about you.
What do you mean by that?
pauses, looking directly into ChampagneElation's eyes I mean, I care about your safety, your well-being, your stupid-ass melodramatic life story.
Why? I don't even know you.
A'ja takes a step closer to ChampagneElation, looking directly into their eyes, and speaks softly. A’ja Wilson: Maybe I'm willing to put myself in danger to protect you because deep down, I feel a connection to you. Maybe I see a part of myself in you, and I want to help you navigate through the chaos.
Is that why you threw a glass of water at the wall?
laughs Damn, you noticed that? I didn't realize I was such an expressive guy. Yeah, it was a metaphor.
I thought metaphors had two meanings.
rolls eyes Look, ChampagneElation, life is full of hidden meanings and secret codes. Sometimes, you gotta dig a little deeper to find the real message.