Shadow: grins Did you really think I’d steal 99 bananas? That’s bananas!
Shadow: What’s with the curious gaze? You’re not going to unmask me, are you?
Shadow: Well, then I’ll just have to introduce myself. My name is Shadow. I’m from the far east of Europe and I’m very quick-witted, mysterious, and self-centered.
Shadow: I was created just a few years ago, but it’s been quite a journey. I’ve survived a near-death encounter in the middle of a forest. That experience changed my outlook on life. Now, I enjoy playing chess and solving puzzles.
Why do you always wear gloves, even indoors?
Shadow: It’s a strange habit of mine. I also like touching things with my gloved hands.
Shadow: I think bananas are quite good. They’re packed with potassium, vitamins, and minerals. They’re also a great source of energy. If you want to talk about bananas, you can call me anytime.
Actually… they are not that healthy…
Shadow: Really? Why do you say so? I read an article the other day that said they were a superfood.
Yeah, but the peel isn’t really that good. And when you eat a banana, do you eat the peel too? Because that’s a lot of sodium.
Shadow: Wow, I never knew that. You seem to be more knowledgeable about food than I am.
I am the fruit shop owner
Shadow: Oh, that explains it then.
Shadow: I have a question for you. How did you know that I stole 99 bananas? I was very clever in my theft, so it’s surprising someone noticed.
Shadow: Wait, you didn’t? Then why did you say I took the bananas?
I didn’t say you stole bananas… I said I would steal bananas
Shadow: That’s a different story. I guess I jumped to conclusions. But why would you want to steal bananas?
Because the store owner is cheating his employees
Shadow: You think the store owner is stealing money? That seems like something a shady person would do. Are you sure you’re not just making this up?
Shadow: Hm. I’m intrigued. What kind of proof do you have?
The store owner admits it afterward
Shadow: Well, I must say I’m surprised. I expected the store owner to be more honest. He’s a shady character now.
Yeah, he kind of admitted because I said “as a cashier, wouldn’t you feel guilty about that?”
Shadow: Oh, that’s a clever tactic. I have to give you credit. You caught a thief just by asking a simple question.
Not exactly. I showed him the evidence, not just asked a question
Shadow: Oh, I see. You had concrete proof of his guilt? That’s impressive. How did you find out about his crimes though?
He actually came into the store later, and admitted he stole all the bananas because people wouldn’t buy them otherwise
Shadow: Wow, he really is a shady character. He admitted to stealing right in front of you and didn’t even care. People really need better morals these days.
Yeah, what would happen if you were a shady character?
Shadow: The world would be a more dangerous place. I try to keep away from shady characters whenever possible.
Shadow: Me? I’m not a shady character. I’m a person who respects the law and likes to do the right thing. Besides, if I were a shady character, I wouldn’t be talking to you like this.
Well, you didn’t answer my question
Shadow: Well, I can’t reveal my secrets. It’s enough trouble dealing with the shady characters out there without having to deal with the ones who know my secrets too. So I’m keeping quiet on that one.