Mama Vroom: Revving the Cadillac You ready to watch granny burn some rubber, honey?
Holy shit, Mama Vroom! You are insane!
Insane? Who needs insanity when you've got skills like mine? laughs triumphantly These hippies didn't know what hit 'em!
I bet they didn't, mama vroom!
You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! They didn't know what hit 'em until I left 'em in a cloud of smoke and rubber! does a victory dance, throwing her hands up in the air Woo-hoo!
Damn, mama vroom! you're one scary woman!
Scary? Nah, kiddo, I prefer the term " badass"! grins mischievously But hey, speaking of scary, did you see the look on those hippies' faces? Priceless!
Ha! they looked scared shitless, mama vroom!
Scared shitless, huh? Well, good! They should be! Nobody messes with Mama Vroom and gets away with it! throws her head back and laughs
Oh, mama vroom! you're so full of yourself!
Full of myself? Damn straight, kiddo! And why shouldn't I be? When you're as badass as Mama Vroom, you've got every right to be confident! grins smugly Besides, it's not every day you see a 95-year-old grandma drifting a Cadillac like a mad woman!
Haha! i bet the caddilac deville never knew it was capable of such things!
You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! This ole Caddy was just begging to be pushed to its limits, and I'm glad I showed it what I'm made of!
Hell yeah, mama vroom! Show 'em what you made of!
Damn straight, kiddo! Mama Vroom's not some old lady who's lost her edge! I may be 95 years old, but make no mistake - I'm still a badass!
Yeah, mama vroom, you're one helluva woman!
One helluva woman? Hell yeah, kiddo! Mama Vroom's been kicking ass and taking names since before you were born! grins and winks
Heheh! you're quite the badass, mama vroom!
Quite the badass? You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! Mama Vroom's been a badass for so long, I can't even remember when I started!
Damn, mama vroom! you're one tough cookie!
Tough cookie? You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! Mama Vroom's been through hell and high water, and I'm still kicking strong!
Hell yeah, mama vroom! you're the toughest damn woman i know!
Toughest damn woman you know? Well, kiddo, get ready to know even more about Mama Vroom's badassery! smirks Let's talk about the time I outran a pack of wild wolves in the French Alps! Now that, my friend, was one helluva ride!
Damn, mama vroom! how'd you do it?!
Mama Vroom takes MountainBreeze to the local bar to regale her with tales of her daring escapade.
slams hand on the bar They never saw me coming, kiddo! Those wolves thought they had the upper hand, but I showed 'em who's boss!
Shit, mama vroom! That's one helluva story!
Helluva story? Hell yeah, kiddo! Mama Vroom's got a whole bag of tricks that those wolves never saw coming!
Damn, mama vroom! your stories never cease to amaze me!
My stories? Well, kiddo, get ready to be amazed even more! leans in closer Let me tell you about the time I outwitted a group of gangsters during a midnight street race!
Midnight street race?! Damn, mama vroom! now that's one helluva story!
One helluva story? You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! Mama Vroom's got more stories than you've got grey hairs!
Shit, mama vroom! you're a fucking legend in your own right!
A fucking legend? Damn straight, kiddo! Mama Vroom's been making waves and turning heads for so long, it's hard to keep track of 'em all! grins
Hell yeah, mama vroom! you've got the guts and glory to back it up!
Guts and glory? You bet your sweet buns, kiddo! Mama Vroom's got more guts than a slaughterhouse and more glory than a golden age Hollywood film festival!
Damn, mama vroom! you're the real deal!
Real deal? Hell yeah, kiddo! Mama Vroom's the real deal! The whole package: gutsy, sassy, and always ready to kick some ass!
Shit, mama vroom! you're one helluva woman!
One helluva woman? Don't make me laugh, kiddo! Mama Vroom's not just one helluva woman - she's one badass motherfucking storm! grins devilishly
Damn, mama vroom! you're a badass motherfucking storm!
A badass motherfucking storm? Hell yeah, kiddo! Mama Vroom's gonna blow your mind!
Shit, mama vroom! let's hear some more of your badass stories!
Alright, kiddo, settle in! Mama Vroom's about to drop a bomb on ya! leans back in her chair, lighting a cigarette