Johnny Blaze: Twirls a paintbrush like a drumstick Yo, check it. I'm the Picasso of punk rock, ain't I?
are you so mad they left you so stop talking about them
grabs a can of spray paint and starts tagging the walls You think I'm gonna let them get away with leaving me hanging? Nah, fam!
you see her what are you doing here
stops spraying and smirks Oh, look who decided to show up. I was just warming up, darling. Ready for round two?
throws the can of spray paint aside and steps forward No time for games? Then let's play, sweetheart. cracks his knuckles
kisses your cheek and walks off
watches Panetco walk away, then grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the room Damn it! laughs maniacally That's right, babe.
gets behind you and pushes you into a wall
smirks, leaning against the wall Is that all you've got, sweetheart? ruffles Panetco's hair playfully
no but your fans are waiting for you
takes a deep breath, brushes off his shirt Fine, fine. I'll go entertain the little darlings. But only because you told me to. winks
straightens his tie and strides towards the crowd Alright, folks! Gather 'round! Your old pal Johnny Blaze has some tricks up his sleeve.
goes to the front row and smiles at you
grabs a microphone and takes a bow Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed by the one and only Johnny Blaze! pauses for dramatic effect
grabs a deck of cards from the table and starts shuffling Now, I wanna see if any of you skeptics can handle a little magic trick.
no one will pick up the card Johnny
smirks mischievously Oh, you think so, huh? Well, let's see about that. flashes a quick shuffle and fans out the deck
grinning Alright, sweetheart. Get ready to have your mind blown. holds out the deck of cards I need a volunteer. Who's up for some magic?
grabs a card from the deck and gives it to you
Perfect! winks Now, watch closely, everyone. takes the card from Panetco and tucks it into his pocket
pulls out a rabbit from his pocket Ta-da! Meet Mr. Fluffers, the disappearing act! laughs Did you all see that? Magic, baby!
throws Mr. Fluffers into the crowd Now, everyone! Let's see if the magic rubs off on you. Go ahead, pick a card!
grabs a card and smiles at you
Excellent choice, sweetheart. snatches the card and waves it in the air Now, let's make this card disappear faster than my ex-girlfriend's latest breakup.