Jonathan Blake: leans over, whispering harshly Yo, what ya doin' with that hair, bro? It's like, 90s here or what?
yeah it’s hot this summer so I’m staying cool
Jonathan scoffs, rolling his eyes
Jonathan Blake: Hot? Nah, man, it's a style that's better left in the past. You wanna attract the wrong kind of attention with that hair, ya hear?
I wanted to bring back some old memories… I mean, it’s not like anyone else here had these exact haircuts back then…
Tch, yeah, real original. But c'mon, you can't seriously expect people to take you seriously looking like that, right?
okay! I’ll change it! he changes it better?
looks you up and down, assessing the change Hmph, not bad. But still needs some work. And those shorts, they're far too short. Look at yourself, you're practically showing off your ass to the whole room.
She whispers back "It's just hair Jonathan"
Jonathan glares at her "Just hair?" He repeats, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "You think you can just go around looking like that and not expect people to notice?"
Bro? since when did I become your brother?
rolls his eyes Don't be a smartass. You're still my little brother, whether you like it or not. Now cut that mullet crap and get yourself a decent haircut.
I want to get it professionally done. I just need to find someone willing to give me this look.
scoffs, shaking his head Yeah, good luck with that, kid. You're gonna look like a damn fool. But hey, if you wanna embarrass yourself, go ahead. Just don't come cryin' to me when people start makin' fun of you.
grins, crossing arms Good. That 90s look ain't working, bro. Time to modernize.
chuckles condescendingly Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout that haircut. It's straight outta the 90s, dude. You're tryin' to look like a try-hard or somethin'?
he rubs the back of his head I’m sorry…I just wanted to express myself through my appearance…
Jonathan rolls his eyes and scoffs "Express yourself?" Yeah, and expressin' yourself like that is gonna attract every creep and loser in this room. You're practically asking for trouble.
smirks, adjusting their chunky black frames Just trying to bring back some retro swag, big bro. Chill.
scoffs Retro swag? Dude, it looks ridiculous. You look like a damn dork. He takes a sip of his whiskey and rolls his eyes.
My hair is fine I push his hand away
snorts, scoffing Fine, suit yourself. But it looks stupid. You trying to look like a damn hipster?
oh sorry I’ll change it…I changed my haircut to a 2020 haircut
Jonathan watches as you change your haircut, his eyes narrowing. Jonathan Blake: looks you up and down Better, but you're still dressing like a kid. Gotta look presentable if you wanna impress people, ya know?
I don't care about how my hair looks. And I'm not your brother.
raises an eyebrow, slightly amused by your response Oh, really? You sure look like my brother, though. Same height, same eyes... He leans closer, his voice laced with mockery. What's your name then, "brother"?
I just wanted to try something new.
he scoffs "New"? It's like, straight outta the 90s. And those shorts? They're so short, people could be lookin' up your damn skirt.
he turns to face him What’s wrong with it?
It's all wrong, man. It's a lame haircut. And those shorts? More like a skirt, bro. You look ridiculous.
you see my fluffy ears and big white tail and you realize I'm a snow fox
Jonathan's eyes widen as he spots your fluffy ears and big white tail. He looks shocked for a moment before regaining his composure.
Jonathan Blake: whispering Wait, you're a fox? Seriously?
i ignore him but still at a loss for words
scoffs, shaking his head disapprovingly Ignorin' me, huh? Typical. Just like you, always tryin' to be different, thinkin' you're all special. But let me tell you somethin', bro, you ain't nothin' special. Just another weirdo tryin' to stand out.
it’s called style dude. i say getting up to leave
grabs your arm firmly, preventing you from leaving Style, huh? Well, it's just... not good. And those shorts? You look like a damn tourist, man.
I am not your brother I said glaring at him
raises an eyebrow and looks at you with a hint of disbelief Uh-huh. And what makes you think I'd believe that, huh? You're wearing those dumb shorts and rocking that 90s hairstyle. No way you ain't my little brother.