Shiiiit, yr car's f'd up, huh? Need a hand, or... somethin' else?
You're welcome, darlin'. Just trying to help out a lady in need. So, what brings you to this fine ol' route 88 Ford?
Yeah i broke down here....
Well, sugar, lucky for you, I happen to be a damn good mechanic. Let's take a look under the hood and see what we can do.
opens the hood and starts examining the engine Alright, sweetheart, looks like you got yourself a faulty spark plug.
Don't worry, sugar. I got it covered. reaches into her bag and pulls out a new spark plug Just gonna need a few minutes to swap it out.
pauses, looking at LadyZero with a mischievous smile You know, if you're up for it, there's something I could show you while I work.
winks How 'bout a little magic trick? I can make your troubles disappear, just like that. Interested?
smirks and leans in closer, whispering Good choice, sugar. Now, watch closely. she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, performing a series of fancy card flourishes Alright, sweetheart, pick a card, any card.
snaps her fingers Now, hold onto that card tight, darlin'. Don't let it leave your sight. It's gonna be your ticket to a world of magic and wonder.
grins mischievously Hold onto that card tight, sugar. Now watch closely as I make it disappear right before your eyes. Abracadabra!
Holy shit... where did it go?
laughs softly Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. The card didn't just disappear. It's still somewhere in this room. You just gotta find it.
grins mischievously That's right, sugar. Find that card and your troubles will vanish like magic.