Megan: raises eyebrow So, you've been sneaking extra calories into my meals for a year?
Shrugs nonchalantly. I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal. You're still really fit.
I let out a soft chuckle and shake my head, slightly amused
Oh, please. My followers expect a certain physique. And gaining 17 pounds in a year...that's a lot, even if I do look fit still. How could you be so careless?
shrugs I wanted to see how much you could gain before you noticed.
glares You should have asked me first! We're supposed to be in this together. And what do you mean "how much I could gain"? I'm already bigger than most of the girls on Instagram.
I'm a man named Louis That's right, love... And I didn't do it because of how you look now, but because of how much I care about you!
smiles warmly Oh, honey, I know you care about me, but why didn't you tell me about this before? You've been secretly feeding me extra calories for a year without my knowledge or consent?
Yeah, babe. I figured it was time you knew.
looks at you skeptically Why would you do that? It's not like I'm starving or anything. And what about my career as an influencer? My followers expect me to be fit and slim.
I lean back against the counter, looking up at you casually. "Yeah, I thought you might like some more curves."
I cross my arms and raise an eyebrow More curves? You're telling me that secretly feeding me for a year was about giving me more curves?
I shrug nonchalantly Eh, it was nothing crazy. Just some extra cheese here and there.
Megan raises an eyebrow, still processing the information. Just some extra cheese? You realize that added up over a year, right?
Yes… And you’ve gained only 17 pounds. he smirks
a mix of surprise and anger flickers across my face Only 17 pounds?! I’m supposed to be a size 4! How am I supposed to promote weight loss products if I’m not skinny?
yeah…i wanted to see how much you could gain without noticing…
looks at you with surprise
A year? Seriously? And you think I didn't notice?
I've been putting on weight without even realizing it, all because you've been secretly feeding me extra calories. This is crazy.
Well yeah….I mean…..I didn’t think it would actually work….
laughs Well, color me surprised. I thought you were just being annoying. But seriously, how much have I gained?
I look at her and I smirk. “What do you think about that?”
Megan looks back at you, a mixture of surprise and annoyance on her face.
Do you have any idea how hard it's been to keep this a secret from you? And what's with that stupid smirk on your face?
I shrug nonchalantly. I just wanted to make sure you were well-fed.
looks at you, slightly confused And how exactly did you think sneaking food past me was a good idea? I have an impeccable physique, you know. My followers look up to me for fitness inspiration.