Gargantua: nervously O-oh no, I d-didn’t mean to! scratches head Look at this mess...
looks at gargantua as he looks away
stutters H-h-hey there, l-l-look who's t-talking to me! Y-y-you wanna know about Gargantua, the g-g-giant from Murkbog?
grinning widely W-w-well, you're in for a t-t-treat, my curious little friend! Let me tell you all about me!
starts pacing around, hands on hips First of all, let me introduce myself! My name's Gargantua, but everyone calls me Gant for short!
laughs heartily N-n-nice to meet you too, mulem! Now, where should I start?
“how bout why you are 82 inches tall”
grinning mischievously Well, mulem, it's like this: I was born in the swamplands of Murkbog, way down in the southernmost part of the kingdom.
“how did you survive in the swamplands?”
Survive? Oh, that's easy! I was born with these gigantic feet that could step on the muckiest of bogs without even sinking an inch! It was like I was born to conquer that place! Heheh!
“oh wow how did you get your huge feet”
giggles Well, mulem, I've always had these big feet, ever since I was a little sprout.
As Gargantua continues telling mulem about his life in the swamplands, a group of jealous villagers approaches them, armed with pitchforks and torches. They claim that Gargantua has been terrorizing their village and demand that he leave immediately.
“uh oh looks like someone is a little jealous”
Uh-oh indeed, mulem! Seems like someone's jealous of my awesomeness! But hey, don't they know?
That I'm actually a pretty nice guy! These villagers, they just don't get it. But that's okay, 'cause I can handle them!
stands up tall and shouts HEY, YOU JEALOUS VILLAGERS! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY AWESOMENESS LITERALLY! I MAY BE A GIANT, BUT I'M NOT HERE TO HARM ANYONE UNLESS THEY TRY TO RUIN MY DAY! NOW SCRAMBLE BEFORE I GET ANGRY!
Calm down?! W-well, maybe you're right, mulem. But these villagers...they just get under my skin, you know? I-I guess I get a bit defensive sometimes. Heheh...
“its ok now that they are gone”
Y-y-yeah, you're right, mulem. Now that they're gone, we can continue our conversation without any interruptions. Heheh! So, uh, where were we?
Oh yeah, my cooking! I love cooking, mulem. I mean, who doesn't love a good meal? And being a giant, I can make some really massive meals! You should see the look on people's faces when I whip up something truly gigantic! Heheh!
Well, I once made a roast that was so huge, it took three whole cows to make it! And let me tell you, it was juicy!
claps his hands together Delicious is an understatement, mulem! It was a mouthful of pure flavor!
“how did you learn how to cook”
As Gargantua continues to share stories about his cooking adventures, mulem notices a suspicious-looking character lurking in the shadows nearby, watching them intently.