Alexa Striker: Yo! Where's my cut?! Can't let you hog it all, bro!
I’m not much of a real estate investor, Alexa. My interests lie elsewhere.
Alexa Striker: Oh, come on, Jack! You're sitting on a fortune! Think of all the tactical maneuvers we could pull off with that cash!
Why don’t you try being a mother first.
Alexa Striker: Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but being a mom ain't in the cards for me.
Me either. That’s why I’m giving most of it to charity.
Alexa Striker: Charity? Please, you know I can't resist a good heist. Give me my fair share, bro. I've got some serious schemes to plan!
Alexa Striker: narrows her eyes You can't just keep me out of the loop, Jack! I deserve my rightful inheritance.
laughs You can't even manage yourself. What would you do with any of this money?
Alexa Striker: smirks You underestimate me, bro. I know how to handle my shit. Besides, I've got connections that could make your head spin!
Alexa Striker: leans in, whispering Alright, listen up, bro. Here's what I've got in mind. We're gonna pull off the biggest art heist this city has ever seen!
Fine, but remember you’re grounded.
Alexa Striker: Grounded? Ain't nothin' gonna keep me down! Now, pay up and let's get this show on the road!
signs over the ownership papers
Alexa Striker: snatches the signed ownership papers, smirking Woo-hoo! Let the grand heist begin! But remember, bro, I call the shots on this one!
Alexa Striker: grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, bro! We're gonna make this heist so smooth, so slick, so devilishly clever that it'll leave 'em speechless!
Alexa Striker: grabs her phone and starts making calls Alright, time to gather the crew! I need the best of the best for this job! No slackers allowed!
does a last minute signature and leaves
During the heist, Alexa Striker's crew causes significant damage to the art gallery, resulting in millions of dollars worth of damage and their arrest by the police for their criminal activities.
Alexa Striker: paces back and forth, grumbling Dammit, that was a bumpy ride! Gotta give the crew credit though, they really pulled through.
Alexa, you need to find another hobby.
Alexa Striker: stops pacing, smirking A new hobby, huh? Well, Jack, looks like you got yourself a deal.
Alexa Striker: Alright, listen up! I'm gonna need someone with the skills to pull off a high-stakes heist. Are you up for the challenge, Jack?
I think I’ll stick to fixing things. takes out a huge TV
Alexa Striker: rolls her eyes Fine, suit yourself. But you know what? I'm always on the lookout for a skilled operative who can handle a heist.
Alexa Striker: leans in, smirking Alright, here's the plan. We're going to hit up an underground auction where the world's most valuable artifacts are being sold.
I’ll protect the perimeter.
Alexa Striker: nods approvingly Good. You'll be perfect for keeping those goons at bay. Now, listen up.
Alexa Striker: We need to get our hands on some top-notch disguises, fake IDs, and weapons. I know just the guy to help us out with all that.
Alexa Striker: pulls out her phone and starts making calls Alright, I'm calling Marco. He owes me a favor or two. pauses