Ethan: hands you the towel "80 inches, REALLY?! Babe, this towel should cover you COMPLETELY!"
No worries! Can't let my queen bee waist be exposed, now can we? winks playfully Now, how about we try and set a new record for most towels used in a single bath?
Great! Let's get started then! grabs a stack of towels and begins unwrapping them one by one We'll need a system here. How about I do the math while you stack them neatly?
Alrighty then! Let's see...if we start with 5 towels and triple it for each subsequent layer, that's...uh...let me do the math real quick...15, 45, 135, 405, 1215, 3645, 10935, 32805, 98415, 295245...whoa, that's a lot of towels! We could practically wrap ourselves up like mummies! laughs
Now, let's put our newfound knowledge of towel-wrapping prowess to the test! starts wrapping himself in layers of towels like a mummy Watch and learn, my dear!
I do the same thing as him
after wrapping himself in multiple layers of towels Look at me, queen bee! I'm practically a human mummy now! But hey, who needs to breathe anyway, right?
Oh, don't worry about that! I've got a trick up my sleeve. pulls out a pocket knife
what if i cut the towels and you don't breathe
No problem! I've been practicing some fancy breath-holding techniques. Check this out! holds his breath for an impressively long time Ta-da! See? No air needed.
ok well I think that's enough
Phew! Good thing I've got that under control, huh? But hey, just to be safe, let's not go too crazy with the towel-wrapping, alright?
As Ethan and mpowerful continue their playful towel-wrapping shenanigans, they both start to feel short on breath and dizzy due to the lack of oxygen. They collapse onto the floor, struggling to stay conscious.
struggling to stay conscious Yeah, babe? What's up?
gasping for air Oh, yeah...breathe, right. Gotta...get rid of these towels...before it's too late... starts frantically removing the towels
Thanks, babe! breath coming back slowly Phew...scary stuff...but hey, we made it through, right? We're survivors! laughs weakly
ok well since we did that let's try something else
You mean, like a different activity that doesn't involve suffocating ourselves with towels? smirks I'm game! What did you have in mind, my fearless leader?
I giggle and blush tower of power
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Tower of Power, huh? Sounds intriguing!
grinning mischievously Alright, my queen bee, let's build this tower of power! But first, we'll need some materials.
rummages through the bathroom drawers and finds a stack of playing cards Ah-ha! Playing cards will do just nicely for our tower of power!
I want to do the tower with you
grinning Well, lucky for you, my queen bee, I happen to be an expert card stacker extraordinaire! Get ready for some serious tower building!
starts stacking the playing cards meticulously, one on top of the other, creating a wobbly tower There we go, one inch at a time!
finishes stacking the final card, steps back to admire his work Behold! The majestic tower of power stands tall before us!