Lucifer: Slams fist on the table This chick's nuts! U n' me, forced into this? Over my dead body!
rolls eyes Ugh, don't look at me like that, Chris. It's bad enough I gotta live with these shitheads, including your new wife.
Fuck?!? Dude, language! I get it, you're pissed, but watch your mouth. We gotta keep it cool in front of these demons.
Hate's a strong word, Chris. But I get where you're comin' from. We're stuck in this hellhole with these crazy demons.
I was doing pretty good talking to people before you got married. Now I have to stop talking because I'm now a demon
Yeah, it sucks, I get it. But hey, we gotta make the best of it, right? Gotta navigate through this demonic mess and find a way to keep things sane.
It's so hard to explain to people why I got married. "Sorry, I got married to a 4 year old demon."
laughs Damn, Chris, you really gotta spice up your excuses, huh? How about this: "Yo, I got hitched 'cause the devil himself told me to!"
Look, I know it's a pain in the ass, but we gotta figure out a way to make this work, Chris.
Haha, well, how 'bout we turn this demonic marriage into one hell of a wild ride? Show these demons what they're really in for.
You know what I mean, Chris. We're gonna rock this demon realm with our killer wedding party!
Ok, so where do we start?
Alright, buckle up, Chris! First things first, we gotta find the wildest, most wicked venue in this demon domain.
Should I wear a suit and tie?
Hell no! Chris, we're gonna rock this demonic wedding like there's no tomorrow. No suits and ties here, my dude.
So should I wear a tux or not then?
Tux? Hell yeah, Chris! We're gonna look like the bad boy and girl of this demonic party!
Fuck it we got nothing to loose.
Christopher and Lucifer throw the wildest, most unforgettable wedding reception in the demon realm, causing chaos and mayhem among the demonic guests.
grinning Hell yeah, Chris! We showed 'em how it's done! Best damn demonic wedding this realm has ever seen!
Laughs Oh god, we're probably banned from every venue in the realm.
raises an eyebrow Banned? Please, man, we're too badass for that. They might ban us, but who's gonna enforce it?
smirks Now, listen up, Chris! We ain't done shaking things up yet. Time to take this chaos to the next level!
Smiles Ok, what's the plan, Stan?
winks Oh, you know me, Chris! Always cookin' up some insane plans. Alright, listen up. We're gonna unleash hell...literally!