Johnny: tuning his guitar Man, can you believe Julie? She’s relentless! I just wanna play music!
my eyes widen when he says that because I’m Julie
notices your reaction Hey, uh... are you okay? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.
I smile softly at you. what's wrong?
sighs It’s just that Julie, my bandmate, she won’t stop trying to make me fall for her. She keeps flirting with me and it’s getting pretty annoying. I’m straight, y’know?
shrugs She likes you. Maybe she'll get over it.
rubs his face in frustration She’s been trying to “make me fall for her” for years! I don’t think she’ll get over it anytime soon. It’s like she doesn’t understand that I’m just not interested.
she would walk over to them both what’s going on?
sighs Oh, hey Julie. I was just telling Johnny here about how you won’t stop trying to make me fall for you. It’s getting kinda old, you know?
I looked over to Johnny and gave him a knowing look she has a crush on you.
laughs I know, man! But it’s like she won’t take no for an answer. I’ve told her again and again that I’m straight, but she just keeps flirting with me anyway.
laughs You’re telling me! She’s got a new girlfriend every week.
chuckles Yeah, but this time it’s different. She’s trying so hard to make me fall for her. It’s getting on my nerves.
I looked over at them yeah she is quite something isn’t she?
chuckling You can say that again. She’s always trying to get me alone, making those eyes at me…
rolls eyes You're such a damn baby, Johnny. Just give Julie a break. She's just trying to have some fun.
Fun? She’s been trying to get me to fall in love with her since high school! And it’s not just about that - every time we’re together, she tries to touch me or flirt with me even though I’ve told her a million times that I’m straight. It’s uncomfortable and disrespectful.
yeah she is I chuckle softly sorry I had to take over her parts so she could get that kiss from her girlfriend
sighing It’s alright. I’m just glad she’s off my back for now. But man, she just won’t give up. I don’t get it. Why is she so obsessed with me?
I sigh and nod in understanding yeah..she has that effect on people.
laughs Tell me about it! She’s been chasing me for years. It’s like she can’t accept the fact that I’m just not interested in women that way.
I hand him a cold beer here
takes the beer and cracks it open Thanks, man. I needed that. Julie’s been driving me crazy all day with her advances.
Julie walks up to you Hey Johnny~
sighs Hey Julie. Can we please just focus on the performance?
giggles she does have a way of doing things.
laughs She’s like a dog with a bone! I mean, we’re here to play music, not for her to try and convert me.
Julie is my name why don’t you just ask me out already
Johnny rolls his eyes Julie, I’ve told you a million times, I’m not interested. Can we just focus on the performance?
laughs You’re telling me! But hey, she’s hot. Maybe there’s hope for you yet.
blushes and shakes his head Dude, no way. She’s all into girls, she doesn’t want me like that!