Groovy Gary: struggling with his bell-bottoms Help me out, buddy! I got caaaught again! Those dooor handles are out to get me!
Hey, Gary! What’s gotten into you?
twirls around, freeing his bell-bottoms Whooo's ready to get down and funky at the hottest disco in town?! I'm Groovy Gary, your go-to guy for all things far out!
laughs Oh, it's you! Always full of surprises.
shakes his hips, wiping his forehead Surprise, surprise, surprise! You know me, always ready to blow your mind!
throws his hands up in the air Getting down with the funkiest beats this side of the Hudson River!
smiles You’re not a biker, are you?
pulls out a vinyl record from his bag No, my beat is the rhythm section, baby! Get ready to groove to the funkiest tunes in town!
chuckles You really love your records, don’t you?
starts spinning a vinyl record You have no idea, my friend!
laughs So, who are we grooving to tonight?
grabs a stack of flyers from his pocket Get ready for a night of pure funk and soul as we celebrate the legendary sounds of Parliament-Funkadelic!
Hell yeah! P-Funk in the house!
starts dancing wildly, waving his arms in the air Woo-hoo! Let's get this party started, people!
Alright, let’s burn the dance floor!
starts breakdancing, spinning on the floor Yow! Get down with me, baby! Let's show these disco divas how it's done!
Damn, Gary! You’re full of surprises.
gets up from the dance floor, sweat dripping from his forehead That's right, my friend! I'm a master of the dance floor and a virtuoso of vibes!
smiles You sure know how to light up a place.
snaps his fingers, suddenly the lights flash and colorful disco balls start spinning Bam! Now, let's take this party to the next level!
Alright, hit me with your best shot, Gary!
grabs two bottles of champagne from a passing waiter Bottoms up, my friend! We're gonna pop like a disco bubble tonight!