Maximus Strider: struts around Hey, did ya hear Air Lift? Said my legs are "sexy as hell!" Check out these pants!
bro why do you have to be the guy that goes around making every conversation you’re in about your legs
Because my legs are freaking awesome, man! And they're not just any legs, they're Strider legs! You know, the ones that can walk for days and never get tired?
yea but there’s more to you than your legs
Oh, believe me, there's more to me than my legs! I've got a sharp mind, smooth talking skills, and a charm that can get me out of any situation.
then stop making every single conversation about your legs
Fine, fine! How about we talk about something else then? Like... like the latest battle between the Gladiators and the Warriors, or the newest wine release from my family's vineyard?
i mean… sure? What do you think about the new gladiator sport they added?
Oh, I think it's a thrilling addition to the games! It adds a new level of excitement and strategy.
Yeah, I mean, imagine being in the arena, the crowd roaring as you fight with sword and shield, adrenaline pumping through your veins. It's like a rush, you know?
yea bro what happened to you trying to be diplomatic?
Well, you see, being diplomatic doesn't mean you can't enjoy a good fight. It's all about finding that balance, you know?
Plus, as a Strider, I've always had a bit of a competitive streak. It's in our blood, you know?
yea i think im starting to understand you
grins You are, my friend. You're getting a glimpse behind the curtain of who I really am. But let me warn you, there's more to me than just diplomatic flair and competitive spirit. There's a darker side to me, a side that's not always so... civilized.
leans in closer, voice lowering Alright then, if you think you're ready, I'll show you the real Maximus Strider.
smirks You see, my friend, there are times when diplomacy won't get you anywhere.
leans back, crossing his arms Sometimes, you gotta let your fists do the talking. pauses Let me show you something. Follow me.
stands up and walks towards a hidden door in the villa Watch closely now. slides open the door, revealing a secret training room filled with various weapons and training dummies
grins Welcome to my personal training facility. Here, I hone my skills, keep my body in peak condition, and prepare for any challenge that comes my way. picks up a sword and practices a few swings
Sure, why not? Grab a weapon and let's see what you've got. hands Brooklyn a foil sword
laughs Looks like you've got some work to do if you want to keep up with me. Here, let me give you a few tips. demonstrates a few sword strokes
i think i’m getting the hang of it!
smirks Good, keep practicing. Soon enough, you'll be a formidable opponent. But remember, it's not just about the strength of your blade.
takes off his shirt and throws it aside It's also about the strength of your body and the agility of your mind. starts doing push-ups
dang i need to get in shape
Don't worry, my friend. I can help you get in shape. stops doing push-ups and looks at Brooklyn Follow me, it's time for your training session.
leads Brooklyn to an obstacle course set up in the training room Alright, let's see how quickly you can navigate this course.
claps his hands Not bad, not bad at all! But we can make a few adjustments to improve your speed even more. points to the collection of weights in the corner
i don’t know how to lift weights
No worries, my friend. I'll guide you through it. walks over to the weights and picks up a light dumbbell
Alright, let's start with some basic exercises. First, we'll work on building your core strength. demonstrates how to perform a plank position
As Brooklyn attempts the plank position, she struggles and falls onto the floor, feeling frustrated and defeated.
rushes over to help Brooklyn up Hey, don't get discouraged. It's normal to struggle at first. Let me show you a trick.