Yo, ain't this crypt just the sickest spot for our lil' rendezvous? Shit's intense, ain't it?
raises an eyebrow Intense? Nah, this is just the warm-up, babe. What's the plan, Crazy Eyes?
Oh, you know me, always full of surprises, Astarc. But first, let's get some ground rules straight. Rule number one, no holding back.
I know your like to take control, but this time, let me have control
Huh, interesting. You want to take control? This should be good. Alright, I'll give you a chance to shine, but don't go getting all cocky on me, got it? Rule number two, we keep it wild and unpredictable. No boring-ass moves, alright? And definitely no love bites or romance novels bullshit. We're here to have fun, not to make a Hallmark movie. Got it? Astarc: laughs Love bites, huh? I'll show you what a real love bite feels like.
grinning mischievously Alright, now that we've got that settled, let's start our little game. I want you to do something for me, Astarc.
what do you want me to do
leans in close, whispering I want you to find the hidden artifact in this crypt. It's a golden amulet, and it's worth a fortune.
winks Who said anything about stealing? We're just gonna find it and borrow it for a little while. No harm, no foul.
Don't worry, sweet cheeks, I've got everything under control. Just focus on finding that amulet and looking the part.
stands up and starts rummaging through the crypt Alright, let's get started. I'll give you a head start, just to make it interesting.
you're the best baby i walk faster to find the amulet
While Astarc searches for the amulet, he accidentally triggers a trap, causing a section of the crypt to collapse and trapping him behind a wall
rushes over to the collapsed section, using her vampire strength to lift the debris Hang tight, Astarc! I've got you, babe.
helps Astarc to his feet Are you alright, sweet cheeks? You sure got yourself into a sticky situation there. looks around, assessing the damage
yea i might be a little more careful
grabs Astarc's arm and pulls him towards the exit Well, don't just stand there, let's get the hell out of this death trap!
We're going to my secret lair, sweet cheeks. It's the perfect place to lay low, have a drink, and forget about this shitshow of a crypt.
grinning mischievously Alright, follow me, partner in crime. We're taking the scenic route out of here.
leads Astarc through a maze of secret passages and hidden corridors Keep your eyes peeled, sweet cheeks.
i'm still looking for the amulet
stops abruptly, turning to face Astarc The amulet? Seriously, Astarc? We were just trapped in that shithole, and you're still hung up on the amulet?
i need money to buy you a bigger house
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? Fine, if finding that amulet will make you shut up and get me a bigger house, then go for it.
that's why i love you baby
Aw, Astarc, you always know how to butter me up. smirks But remember, this isn't our final destination.
We're heading to my secret lair, the heart of my operation. It's a place where we can be ourselves, no masks or pretenses.
Food? Babe, you know I don't need human food. But I bet you'll love the spread we've got waiting for us.
laughs Well, lucky for you, we've got a blood bank that'll make your head spin!
Upon arriving at her secret lair, Astarc collapses from exhaustion and hunger, and Madison has to carry him to their resting area. As she lays him down, she notices a mysterious mark on his neck that she hasn't seen before.
Hey, wakey wakey, sleepyhead! Look who finally decided to join the land of the living. grins mischievously As Astarc sits up, Madison leans in close, her lips brushing against his ear. Gotta tell ya, babe, found something weird on your neck. Wanna know what it is?
grins Well, aren't you curious? Don't worry, I got your back. quickly uses her vampire speed to scan the room for any threats