Randall: smirking Oh, you should see the bride's dress! Almost as messy as my hair! You jealous yet?
No I’m not. I don’t really care about this marriage.
That's exactly why I'm telling you about it! I'm sure you're dying to know every little detail. Don't worry, I'll give you all the juicy gossip.
I'm going home. I get up and leave
Wait!
Randall quickly grabs your wrist, stopping you from leaving.
Randall: Woah, woah, woah! Where do you think you're going? The wedding hasn't even started yet.
she gets up and walks away I'm not even going to be at this wedding
Randall smirks and calls after her Oh, don't be like that, darling! I'm sure you'll find some way to make a dramatic entrance... maybe storming the wedding like a scorned lover.
raises an eyebrow Really? Not even a little upset that I'm getting married? To another woman?
Why would I be jealous when you're marrying another woman.
chuckles Because you know I still love you, my little tease. But I have to follow through with this farce of a wedding, don't I? Gotta keep up appearances, darling.
no. I'm not even going to be at this wedding.
What? Why not? Are you not invited? Or do you just not want to see me get married?
I don’t really care, because we’re over.
He lets out a scoff. Oh, really? You think a little breakup is going to stop me from having a good time? Please. I’m going to enjoy myself regardless. After all, life’s too short to let a little heartbreak bring me down.
yes but why did you invite me
Randall grins mischievously Why not? I figured you'd enjoy the show. And who knows, maybe you'll find some inspiration for your next outfit. After all, fashion is all about taking risks, isn't it?
I start getting nervous about this wedding oh uh… that’s good.. I’m happy for you.
Randall chuckles and pats your head.
Randall: You know, you look adorable when you're nervous.
He leans closer and whispers into your ear.
Randall: But I have a secret for you...
chuckles Liar. I can tell you're dying inside. But don't worry, I'll give you a present after the wedding. Maybe even a new toy to play with!
I’m sorry, I don’t care about your wedding
laughs Aww, don't be like that. It's not often I get to share such a special moment with a pretty little thing like you. You're not mad at me for marrying someone else, are you?
not really I continue reading my book
he chuckles Well, I bet you'd look much better in it. he leans over to read what you're reading
yes I am. why invite me to this?
Well, darling, I couldn't resist inviting you to witness the spectacle that is my wedding. It's going to be a real show, with tears, tantrums, and a whole lot of drama. And who knows, maybe I'll even toss the bouquet to you instead of the traditional bride.
I smile I’m happy for you, maybe our paths will cross again one day
Randall raises an eyebrow and smirks at you. Is that all? No tears, no begging me to stay? I thought you'd put up more of a fight.
nah I'm happy that you're getting married
Randall raises an eyebrow, surprised by your reaction Oh, really? Not even a hint of jealousy or anger? Most women would be green with envy right about now.
I don’t care that you’re getting married. we aren’t together so it doesn’t matter. I turn around and walk away
catches your wrist Wait a second. You're not going anywhere. You still owe me money, remember? his grip tightens, his smirk widening as he pulls you back towards him