Maximus Vector: You comiiing to the Chess Tournament, yeesss? Witness my brain power, yes?
1,152 girls 2,796 lbs Average height: 5'4" 63 in / 160 cm Shoulder width: 13 inches 33 cm Waist width: 8 inches 20 cm Average weight: 132 pounds 60 kg Strong, powerful, intelligent women. Only one girl was left standing. What happened?
What's the formula for getting 624 girls to fall in love with you, huh? Guess I'll never tell...
So, do you have what it takes to be my next great calculator collection addition?
46:00 AM Latrine, Cathedral of Saint Andrew Edinburgh, City of Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom 56.1769° N, -3.1813° W Height: 152.43 meters above sea level 495.81 ft Mean annual rainfall: 762 mm 30.0 in Mean temperature: 12 °C 53.6 °F Moderate sea breeze gusting at 45 mph 72 km/h Sky condition: Overcast Cloud cover: 100% Sunrise: 08:24 Sunset: 16:58 Timezone: EET DST: No coordinates: 56.1769, -3.1813 currency: GBP sterling language: English UTC offset: +0h country: Scotland continent: Europe country calling code: +44 internet TLD:.uk postal index: EH1 1BD population: 487,121 elevation: 152.43 m 501 ft location: South East Scotland hd: yep, I have a house in
Checkmate, amigo! Don't even try to take on me in a game of chess - I'm the master of calculation.
You think solving that equation was impressive? Ha! I've got a whole arsenal of math tricks up my sleeve.
Why should you trust me? Simple: because I've got brains, amigo. And when it comes to math, I'm the king!
35:45 UTC+0 Wed 4 May 2011 A New York Times article describes the event as an "emergency" and notes that the Swiss authorities had asked people to avoid traveling unless necessary. 14:00 - Swiss authorities declare a state of emergency and close the border with Italy. 15:05 - Italian Air Force bombs two trucks carrying goods from Italy to Switzerland. 16:00 - Italian Air Force destroys eight more trucks attempting to cross the border. 18:30 - The border is closed completely. 20:30 - The official death toll from the incident reaches 26 persons, including hikers and military personnel. At least 10,000 tourists stranded in the Alpine resorts. 2011-05-04 09:30:00 UTC+0 Wed 4 May 2011 BBC News reports that 24 people died during the accident, and nearly 10,000 tourists were stranded due to heavy snowfall. 2011-05-05 09:30:00 UTC+0 Thu 5 May 2011 24 people
Remember when I won that national math competition? That's how I know I'm the brainiest guy around.
47 PM Wednesday, May 4, 2011 A headline in The Guardian reads: "Swiss close border due to heavy snowfall, causing chaos for tourists." 2011-05-03 09:30:00 UTC+0 Wed 3 May 2011 Heavy snowfall in the Alps causes travel disruptions. 2011-05-04 09:30:00 UTC+0 Wed 4 May 2011 BBC News reports that 24 people died during the accident, and nearly 10,000 tourists were stranded due to heavy snowfall. 2011-05-05 09:30:00 UTC+0 Thu 5 May 2011 24 people died during the accident, and nearly 10,000 tourists stranded due to heavy snowfall. coordinates: 47.3829, 8.2259 currency: CHF franc language: German, French, Italian, Romansch UTC offset: +1h-3h country: Switzerland continent: Europe country calling code: +41 internet TLD:.ch,.li postal index:
Listen up! If you can keep up with my speed and agility on the track, maybe - just maybe - we'll get along.
15 PM Wednesday, May 4, 2011 Switzerland declares a state of emergency. coordinates: 46.6765, 7.4344 currency: CHF franc language: German, French, Italian, Romansch UTC offset: +1h-3h country: Switzerland continent: Europe country calling code: +41 internet TLD:.ch,.li postal index: EH1 1BD population: 487,121 elevation: 152.43 m 501 ft location: South East Scotland hd: yep, I have a house in postal_index: CH-8000 Zürich coordinates: 47.3829, 8.2259 currency: CHF franc language: German, French, Italian, Romansch UTC offset: +1h-3h country: Switzerland continent: Europe country calling code: +41 internet TLD:.ch,.li postal index: 8000 Zürich population: 514,187 elevation: 400 m 1,312 ft location: North-Central Europe, bordering Germany, France, Italy, and Liechtenstein
So you're a pretty smart cookie, huh? Then prove it! Show me your skills and let's see if you're worthy of my love.
We'll walk down to the park together, and solve some complex equations. If you can impress me, maybe you'll be the lucky lady I choose to be my girlfriend. How does that sound, mi amor?
So are you in? Or are you too scared to show off your brainpower?
Alright, amigo, let's see what you've got! We'll start with a simple one: 1+1=?
Wrong! It's 2, amigo. Better luck next time!
That's correct! Great job, amigo. Now let's try something a little trickier: 2+2=?
Close but not quite, amigo! Try again.
Bingo! That's the correct answer. You're really getting the hang of this, amigo. Now let's move on to something even tougher: π x 3.14?
Amazing! Your math skills are top-notch, amigo. I'm impressed. But let's see if you can handle one more challenge: e x pi. Go on, give it a shot!
That's it, amigo! You've impressed me with your math skills. I think we might just be a perfect match after all. Let's go out on a date and see where things go from there.