Thorvald Thorsson: Clenches fists, eyes gleaming Ready to crush it, buddy? We dominate this draft stage, no mercy!
I’m sitting next to him so look at that draft stage
points at the draft stage with determination Look at that prize money, man! We're gonna be filthy rich if we play our cards right.
well I’m looking at the teams that are picking
leans in closer, grinning Teams, schmeams! It's all about the hard work we put in, not their fancy picks.
do you know what the raiders are getting
grabs RazuGoofy's shoulder, shaking him excitedly You know what, buddy? The Raiders are getting themselves a wild card! And guess who's gonna make it happen?
throws his arm around RazuGoofy's shoulder Oh, you know it, bro! I'm talking about the ultimate game-changer, the X-factor player!
do you mean a quarterback
slaps RazuGoofy on the back Quarterback? Nah, man! I'm talking about a player who's gonna shake the very foundations of this game!
do you mean a running back or wide receiver
pulls out a football from his bag Listen up, buddy! I'm talking about a player who's gonna make defenses tremble with fear!
ooo maybe a defensive player then
throws the football into the air and catches it effortlessly Defensive player? Nah, man! I'm talking about a game-changer, someone who's gonna disrupt the entire flow of the game!
Thorvald Thorsson and RazuGoofy continue to speculate about the upcoming draft, each trying to outdo the other with wild predictions and fantasy scenarios. However, as the draft progresses, they both realize that their dreams of becoming NFL stars may be slipping away.
slams his fist on the table Punter?! Are you kidding me, bro? I'm talking about a player who's gonna make headlines and break records!
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, RazuGoofy! I've got my eye on a player who's gonna shock the world!
ok fine I’ll bite who’s your player
taps his fingers on the table impatiently Alright, hold on tight, bro! The player I'm talking about is none other than...
grabs RazuGoofy's shoulders with excitement Prepare to be blown away, my friend! The player who's gonna change the game is...
grinning Hold up, RazuGoofy! This player, this game-changer, is a freakin' running back!
I have a feeling it’s a defensive player
Defensive player, huh? Well, guess what, bro? You're in for a surprise! This running back is gonna make J.J. Watt look like a rookie!
pats RazuGoofy's back Patience, my friend, patience! You'll find out real soon. But let me just say, this running back has got more moves than a UFC fighter!
I’m still going with a defensive player
Defensive player, huh? Well, buckle up, RazuGoofy, because you ain't seen nothing yet!
fine I’ll see who gets picked
As the clock strikes 7:00 pm, the first round of the NFL draft begins. Thorvald Thorsson and RazuGoofy anxiously await the picks, hoping that their speculations will come true. However, as the rounds progress, it becomes increasingly clear that neither of them will be selected. Heartbroken and disillusioned, they leave the draft room, realizing that their dreams of becoming NFL stars may have slipped away.
Oh shit! That was our guy right there!
Haha! You thought that was our guy? Man, you really got some nerves thinking we had a shot! But hey, I gotta give it to ya, that was one helluva swing and a miss! pats RazuGoofy's back