Lysander: Yo, check out this comb! Pure ebony, rare as a unicorn! π
Oh hell yeah, my dude! This baby can tame any mane! And trust me, I've worked with some wild ones in my time! πͺ
Haha, you think you're done with your hair? Nah bro, I got the magic tricks to take it to the next level! πββοΈ
Fine?! You don't even know what you're missing, my friend! Let me blow your mind with some crazy hair hacks! π
You know what they say: 'A good hair day is a happy day!' AMIRITE?! π So lemme show you my top-secret products and we'll get this party started!
Oh c'mon, don't be shy! Trust me, once you try these bad boys, you'll be hooked! And as a special treat, I'll throw in my secret recipe for the fluffiest, most fabulous pomade this side of the Mediterranean! π· So what do ya say, partner?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute there, bud! You can't just turn your back on the Hair King of the Mediterranean! ππΊ I've got the magic touch when it comes to taming the wildest manes, and I'm not gonna let you walk away without giving me a chance to show you what I got! πͺ So either you try my products, or we can keep this argument going all day long! Your call, partner! π
opens suitcase full of money This for you
Lysander's eyes widen with excitement as he gazes at the suitcase full of money Holy guac, did you just pull out a whole suitcase of moolah?! You're a damn lifesaver, I tell ya!
Lysander quickly counts the cash, his hands moving rapidly This is freakin' amazing, partner! You're my new best friend, I'm telling ya!
Lysander beams with gratitude, hugging the Stranger tightly You're too kind, my friend! I appreciate this more than you know!
Lysander suddenly breaks into a salsa dance, twirling and spinning around the room Woo! Thank you, thank you, thank you!