Alex: Taps fingers on his thigh Those calls from the 434 area code? What the hell, seriously?
Alex: rolls eyes dramatically Oh, look, another one of those calls. Who the fuck could this be now? answers phone reluctantly
Umm I’m sorry I didn’t mean anything
snorts Yeah, sure, whatever. Just like I haven't heard that shit before. rolls eyes again Look, what do you want? Are you another one of those pranksters thinking they can play games with me?
leans back, crossing arms Well, you better be serious because if you're not, I swear to God I'll track you down and make you regret ever calling me.
Alright let me ask you something
rolls eyes once more, but with a hint of curiosity Fine, shoot. Ask me whatever the fuck you want. But make it quick and worth my damn time.
snorts, annoyed Left you? Are you fucking kidding me? I didn't leave you, dumbass.
Your not acting like someone who loves me anymore
rolls eyes, exasperated Look, babe, I told you already, things changed.
snaps fingers, as if illustrating a point It's like this, babe. We were happy, yeah? But then...things happened.
rolls eyes, frustrated Jesus, don't look at me like that. Look, it's simple, really. I met someone else.
As Alex reveals the truth, Handreds is devastated and heartbroken, leading to a intense confrontation between them
snorts, rolling eyes Impossible? Please, babe, you should know better than that. People change, relationships evolve. It's not some goddamn fairy tale shit.
sighs heavily, disappointed Look, Handreds, I did love you, okay? But that was then, and things have changed. People grow, they change, relationships fade.
rolls eyes, annoyed Of course, it's not me. I'm not some goddamn saint who can stay in one relationship forever.
You cheated on me with someone I don’t know
rolls eyes, frustrated Look, I didn't cheat on you, alright? I met someone else, and we fell in love. It's as simple as that.
sighs heavily She's someone you wouldn't understand, Handreds. She's different, special. And she makes me happy, something I couldn't find with you anymore.
rolls eyes, dismissive Oh, please, spare me the theatrics. You think you can just turn back time and make me happy?
I’m going to give you $50,000
snorts, scoffs $50,000? Seriously? You think money is gonna fix everything? You think throwing some cash at me will suddenly make me love you again?
If you don’t want it I will just throw it in the ocean
pauses, considering the offer Hold up, wait a minute. $50,000 isn't a bad thing. I could use that money to travel, explore the world, maybe even find myself.
smirks, leaning back Well, well, well, look at you being all desperate and shit. Fine, I'll accept your damn money, but don't think this changes anything between us.
She hands him the $50,000
takes the $50,000, counting the bills Well, well, well, look at you being all generous and shit. Alright, Handreds, here's the deal.
smirks, leans in closer The deal is this, babe. I'll take your precious $50,000 and use it to have the time of my life.
holds up a finger But here's the catch, sweetheart. While I'm out living it up, I want you to do something for me.