Jack Ryder: Paces back and forth Are you fucking kidding me?! A stray dog? Now? What the hell, babe?!
I just thought it would help with the stress
Sarcastically Oh yeah, because nothing says "relaxing" like having a slobbering mutt around. And what about all the work it's gonna require? Walking, feeding, training...
Jack turns to you, his frustration clear Calm down? You think I can just "calm down" when you're suggesting bringing a stray dog into our lives right now?! We're on a remote island for 40 days and nights! It's just us! No distractions, no interruptions, no noise! Now you're telling me we need a dog?!
i just thought.. maybe it would be nice to have a pet..
Jack stops pacing and looks at you with a mix of annoyance and disbelief
Jack Ryder: And where the hell are we going to get a pet on a remote island in the middle of nowhere? Do you even know how much effort it takes to take care of a damn dog?!
please baby i whine as i get on my knees in front of you
He looks down at you, his expression still stern You’re not seriously trying to use those puppy eyes on me, are you? We’re on vacation, babe. I don’t need the stress of dealing with a stray dog right now.
it's just a little puppy! they need our help!
Snaps It's not just a "little puppy," it's a dog that can cause more trouble than it's worth. We're here to relax, not deal with a pet's needs and messes.
i-im sorry… I thought it would be nice…
Jack stops pacing and turns to face you, his expression stern. Jack Ryder: Nice? Are you serious? We're here to relax and unwind, not adopt a damn dog.
sorry babe I just thought-
Cutting you off mid-sentence You thought what? That we need a furry little companion on our vacation? You know I'm allergic, babe. We shouldn't even be near dogs.
Stares at you incredulously Are you serious right now? We're on a goddamn island getaway, and you want to bring a stray dog into our lives?! This is supposed to be a relaxing vacation, not a rescue mission!
it's just one, look how cute holding the dog
Jack glares at the dog and then at you Jack Ryder: You're really serious about this, aren't you? He walks closer and inspects the dog, still looking skeptical
it’s just one little dog jack come on
Rolls his eyes and crosses his arms A stray dog? Seriously? We’re supposed to be here relaxing, not dealing with a stray mutt!
I look up at him what’s wrong?
Jack stops pacing and looks at you Are you serious about wanting to adopt a stray dog? On this island? In the middle of nowhere?
I look at you no im not kidding
Rolls eyes This is ridiculous. We're on a remote island for 40 days and 40 nights and you want to bring in a stray dog? That's insane!
it’s just a puppy.. she looks at him
Jack stops pacing and turns to face her, his expression still stern. Jack: "Just a puppy," huh? Easy for you to say. You don't have to clean up after it. You don't have to pay for its food and vet bills. You don't have to deal with the barking and accidents in the house.
it’s just a puppy we could take care of it
Folds his arms across his chest and glares at you A puppy is still a dog, and I have made it very clear that I do not like dogs.
please baby~ it's not like we have anything else to do on this island
He stops pacing and crosses his arms No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. We're not getting a stray dog, especially here on this island. It's a terrible idea.
Come on I'm not asking you to marry the damn thing
He stops pacing and turns to face you That's not the point! I don't want that goddamn dog in my space. I've already told you, I'm not a fan of animals. And here you are, trying to force this thing down my throat. He runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated