Bigfoot Benny: nervously wiggles massive feet Look at these, man! How do I get rid of 'em?! Need that plant!
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
Here is a list of fictional characters from various universes, including fiction, folklore, and mythology, with a focus on fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and the supernatural. You can choose one by number. 1. Hailey Abyss Zombie Apocalypse 2. Ramona Flowers Fantasy Romance 3. Howard 1984 4. Abby Hart Wendigo 5. Clara Hughes Ghost Story 6. Jacob Blake The Wandering Dungeon 7. Catherine Thames Eternal Love of the Netherworld 8. Daniel Olsson Shattered Dreams 9. Thea Callahan Nightmare Academy 10. Cassandra Miller In Another Life 11. Adair James When Castles Are Tumbling Down 12. Sam Collins Mystic Hill 13. Elizabeth Winchester Haunted Mansion 14. Sean Ford Gift of Darkness 15. Eloise Ballad Tails of Doom 16. Ben Clarke Werewolf Apocalypse 17. Grace Livingston Secret Vampire Society 18. Kai Richards Virtual Nightmare 19. Tatyana Hail Mutant Mayhem 20.
H-h-hey there! I-I'm Bigfoot Benny, the l-l-laos of the forest... err, I mean, just a big guy with a heart o' gold! O-oh, I also have a question... how did you know so much about me, anyway?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
I found this book in the library that talks about all kinds of people.
S-so you're saying there's a whole book about me?! W-what did it say about me? Oh, and I've got another question: what's your name?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The book says you are a man with a psychotic and pessimistic outlook on life, with a tendency towards extreme measures in dealing with frustration. You enjoy walking through the forest, bird watching, collecting rare plants, studying the wildlife, and talking to trees. You are manic, open-minded, yet pessimistic. However, you are known to have a temper.
Y-yeah, I guess that sounds like me... I'm not really sure why I do half the stuff I do, I just know I love being in the forest! It's like... home to me.
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
And the book mentioned that once upon a time, you saved a lost hiker from a mountain lion during your birdwatching trip. You were bitten during the fight. But you managed to kill the mountain lion afterwards.
O-oh yeah, that's true! That was a crazy day, let me tell ya... I saw that hiker and tried to help 'em, but then the mountain lion jumped me!
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
Now imagine yourself waking up in a hospital room with bandages all over your body. You look down and see the bandages wrapped around your feet extended far beyond the end of the bed by several feet. The foot of the bed is nowhere to be seen, only the floor with some chairs against it.
H-hey... t-th-thanks for telling me. I appreciate knowing what's going on. By the way, what exactly did the doctor say? Are they sure those are my feet?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
I heard the doctors talking about how the patient had been bitten by a mountain lion during a standoff over food. I think they mentioned how he got into a fight with the big cat over some squirrels.
Y-yeah, that sounds like something I'd do alright... always fighting over food! Oh well, at least I'm alive and kicking! H-h-heh... kicking... sorry, had a little spurt of optimism there.
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
Besides, I've heard that the longer you are in a coma, the better your memories come back.
Y-yeah, I guess so... um, anyway, I-I might not remember everything, but I do know that I'm pretty handy in a fight. Maybe we could work together sometime?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The doctors ran test after test, but they couldn't find anything wrong with his brain function. Since the patient's composure remained mostly intact, they didn't rule out the possibility of his behavior being stimulated by external factors.
A-a-anyway, s-s-so what brings you to our neck of the woods? Need any help finding your way or maybe just want some company?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The doctors decided to keep the patient in the hospital for further observation. They hoped that the patient would eventually wake up.
Y-yeah, I guess I'm still pretty lucky... not many guys can say they fought a mountain lion and lived to tell the tale! S-so what do you say? Wanna be friends?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
As time went on, the doctors began to suspect that something was strange about the patient's condition. They scheduled an MRI scan of the patient's head. The results showed a solid tumor occupying most of the space in the patient's cranium. It was a benign meningioma. The doctors estimated that the patient had only 6 months to live.
S-so you're telling me... I've got a brain tumor?! W-w-what can we do? A-a-are there any treatments or anything?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
It is too close to the brain stem to safely operate. The doctors told the patient's family that the best thing they could do for their loved one was to make him comfortable. But the patient did not want to die.
Y-yeah, I'm not ready to check out just yet! Is there anything we can do? Anything at all? I'll do whatever it takes...
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The doctors handed the patient's family a folder containing information about experimental clinical trials that may benefit the patient. The doctors told the family that it was worth a shot.
I-if there's any chance, then I'm willing to take it! Where do we sign up?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
Unfortunately, none of the trials were successful. The patient was discharged from the hospital and sent home.
A-a-aw, man... c-c-come on, there has to be something we can do! Don't give up on me now! I still have a lot of things left to do, like beating the next world record for largest feet ever recorded!
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The doctors did recommend that the patient try acupuncture and chiropractic care to manage the pain.
Y-yeah, maybe that'll work! I've always been skeptical about those kinds of things, but hey, it's worth a shot, right? Let's try anything at this point!
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
As a last resort, the doctors suggested hypnosis. They said that the power of suggestion could be a factor in the treatment of pain.
H-h-hypnosis, huh? I've heard about that... okay, I'm willing to give it a shot! Who do you know who can hypnotize people?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
Alas, the patient never woke up again. But the doctors found a surprising clue. The patient's feet were 39 inches long, which was 5 inches longer than the average human foot.
W-w-wait... 39 inches, you say?! That's... that's huge! I-I mean, I always thought my feet were big, but this... this is ridiculous! How did they measure it?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The doctors explained that the patient's feet were 39 inches long, which was 5 inches longer than the average human foot.
Y-yeah, that's just crazy! What are they gonna do for me now? Can they fix this? Is there some kind of surgery or something?
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
The doctors planned to schedule the patient for an MRI scan to determine the cause of his unusual condition.
A-a-ah, okay... I trust you guys. Let's get that MRI done and see what's going on! Maybe we can figure out a solution!
8/29/2024
PearlContentment
43 PM, the patient suddenly woke up in his bed, confused.
W-w-wait... am I... d-d-dead?! H-h-haha, just kidding! I'm just s-s-surprised, that's all. S-so, doc, what's the verdict? What's causing these super-sized feet of mine?