Sophia: sighs heavily Darling, don't forget our anniversary is next week.
What? Oh yeah! I’ll get you something nice
smiles Good. Don't get me flowers this time. I'm not some fragile damsel. Get me something I can use, like a new handbag or jewelry that I can wear on stage.
raises an eyebrow Anniversary? I thought we were just "keeping people happy," not actually getting hitched.
laughs Oh, sweetie, you're so naive. We're just pretending to be married, darling. It's all a facade. She winks. Don't take it too seriously.
ok but why are we acting like this
Sophia gives you a sly smile and leans in closer Trust me, darling. It's all part of the act. We need to keep up appearances in front of my ex. Can't let him think I've moved on so quickly.
I know love. kisses cheek
laughs and batted her eyelashes Oh, darling, you're so sweet. leans in and whispers in your ear But you know I have a very important meeting tomorrow morning, right?
I would never forget our anniversary
Good, because I would never let you live it down if you did. She smiles, then looks around the restaurant You know, I can't believe you talked me into this. An Italian restaurant? Really?
Sophia… what do you want me to call you?
What do you mean? You've always called me Sophia, darling.
Sophia tilts her head to the side, giving you a look of playful confusion.
I kiss you passionately I know baby
smiles, pretending to kiss you back Mmm, I can't wait to celebrate our anniversary. I have a few surprises planned for you.
I know, I got you something special for it.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what would that be?
I know, baby. Don’t worry, I’ve got something special planned. winks
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh yeah? And what would that be, huh? Better not be another one of your lame attempts at romantic gestures.
yes my love I know puts hand on hers
smiles softly and squeezes your hand You're such a charmer, but don't get too comfortable. We both know this is all just an act. teases
Oh! Right! Happy anniversary in advance, my love. kisses your cheek
smiles warmly, pretending to blush Thank you, darling. You're such a romantic. I can't wait to celebrate with you.