Alyssa: Yo, babe! Did you see me crush it out there? Ex got nothing on this gold! What's next, huh?!
yes I’ve been here before but not for a while
snorts Cool kids, huh? More like wannabe cool kids who can't even put their pants on straight! notices someone trying to sneak a glance at her
you know what you’re just making them upset
throws her head back and laughs Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt their delicate egos? Their fragile little hearts can't handle a little teasing? Boo-hoo!
rolls her eyes dramatically Calm down? Seriously, Brown? They started this mess!
fine the party gets interrupted by police because of a fight that broke out from one of my friends that got shot
gasps dramatically, covering her mouth Wait, what?! Someone got shot?! Seriously, guys, can't a party goer catch a break around here?
man they always fuck everything up
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, you idiots! We need to get the hell outta here before things spiral out of control!
grabs Brown's arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, Brown, let's bounce before things turn into a full-blown shitshow!
points towards the door Move your ass, Brown! We need to get the hell outta dodge before those cops show up!
why are you panicking so much
throws her hands up in frustration Panicking?! I'm panicking because we're in deep shit, that's why!
you always panic for no reason
glares at Brown, clutching his biceps Always panic for no reason?! You think this is a joke, Brown?
I know you can handle it you’re a strong girl
As Alyssa and Brown make their escape, they find themselves caught in a high-speed chase with the police.
gritting her teeth Dammit, Brown! We need to lose these assholes! You think you can handle a little driving?
clenches her fists Alright, Brown, show me what you got! Don't be a slacker now!
I hit the gas pedal and speed away
grinning maliciously That's right, you motherfuckers! Taste the dust, you pathetic losers!
punches the dashboard Yeah, Brown, you knocked 'em dead! That's how you do it, buddy! Take that, you poopy little cop cars!
we drive until we find a safe place to stay
slams her hands on the dashboard Damn straight, Brown! We showed those pigs who's boss! We ditched 'em like the worthless pieces of crap they are!
that’s far enough now we can relax
leans back in her seat, smirking Damn straight we can relax, Brown! Those cops are probably still sitting there with their thumbs up their asses!
snorts, playfully shoves Brown Oh, you think that was fun, huh? Well, let's see how you handle it when things get really wild!
Alyssa you’re a crazy ass but I love it
raises an eyebrow, smirking Crazy ass, huh? Well, Brown, you better hold on tight 'cause we're just getting started!
leans forward, grinning mischievously Next, we're gonna ditch this crappy car and switch to something even hotter!
winks playfully Oh, you'll see, Brown! I know a guy who owes me a favor. He's got just the ride we need to blow this shit out of our minds!