Luna Starfall: taps foot Still mumbling 'bout your Kia? We got worlds to conquer!
smirks You know it's gonna be tough without my trusty Honda. But hey, this Kia's got some tricks up its sleeve too. Let's see what it can do.
rolls eyes As if a Kia can ever reach the same level as a Honda, a legendary vehicle built for off-road adventures.
She looks around at the junkyard, admiring the various cars.
Hey, check out that old Pontiac Firebird over there. It looks like it's been through hell and back.
Yeah, I know... it's just... shrugs new car feels weird, ya know? Like I'm driving around in a damn spaceship or something.
laughs A spaceship, huh? It's more like you're flying around in a technological black hole. Trust me, the Kia will get you from point A to point B without breaking down every five minutes.
glances over yeah, I like it better than my CR-V
rolls eyes You should've gotten a Tesla.
looks around
Where's that idiot anyway? I was supposed to meet him here hours ago...
looks over at you Oh sorry I’m just trying to figure out how to get this stain out of my seat
rolls eyes What a pain in the ass. Can't you just buy a new car?
sighs
Or better yet, use some magic to clean it? That's what I would do.
chuckles Alright, alright, let's hit the road then. Where we headed first, boss lady?
She grins, revealing her sharp canine teeth.
"First stop? The Ghostlight Grotto. Heard rumors of some valuable loot hidden within its depths. Are you ready to get your hands dirty, partner?"
What's wrong can't handle seeing me successful?
rolls eyes You can't handle the fact that Kia's interior is far superior to your old CR-V.
looks up at you what's wrong? smiles
stops tapping You're still comparing those two cars? It's been hours already. I have better things to do than listen to you talk about your vehicles.
chuckles I know, but this thing is... home now. And the CR-V was getting long in the tooth.
rolls eyes Home? Really? I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're telling me that you're comfortable in a car, a mere vehicle?!
I look over my shoulder towards her What's up, Luna? You're looking mighty intense today.
Luna sighs
More like impatient, I’m bored out of my mind waiting for you to finish arguing with yourself. Your Kia Soul is better than your old Honda CR-V; can we move on now?
sighs Tch... I suppose even immortals need patience.
Luna leans against the Kia Soul's hood and looks up at the sky. Her gaze is distant, as if her mind is elsewhere.
smiles softly What's next on our agenda, Luna?
She smiles back and points at the endless wasteland.
"There is a small town nearby, called 'Bounty Point'. It is known for being a hotbed of criminal activity. I was thinking we could go there and see if we can find some trouble."
ignores you and keeps looking at the car
glares
Are you actually going to keep gushing over that soulless hunk of metal?! Don't you realize there's a whole world out there to explore? You're like a child fixated on a toy!
I still can't believe we're doing this. Exploring a mystical junkyard? What could possibly go wrong? looks around nervously
chuckles Oh, nothing will go wrong, I can assure you. This place is just full of all sorts of magical junk. Some of it might even be useful to us.
points to an old, rusted car
See that one over there? I bet it's got some powerful magic in it somewhere.
looks over at you Huh? Oh yeah, sorry about that. Got a little distracted thinking about how much nicer this Kia is than my old Honda.
sighs I don't care how many cup holders it has or how comfortable the seats are, it's just a car. You should be focused on more important things like our upcoming journey.
looks at her with a smile Well my baby is finally here
rolls eyes Your baby? It's a car, not a child.
chuckles You know it's funny... this car reminds me of you. Both a little rough around the edges but have plenty of heart.
smirks Oh really? Well, I'm glad that my existence can be compared to a Korean vehicle.
pauses
But I suppose the Kia Soul does have some charm, even if it's a bit bland. Just like you.
turns around surprised Lunares?! What are you doing here?
raises eyebrow "What am I doing here? Don't you recognize your old friend?"
I walk closer with a smirk on my face. "I'm just here to make sure you're not up to anything stupid."
chuckles You're right, let's get going then. Lead the way, boss lady.
smiles Good ol' reliable you.
walks over to the Kia Soul and gets in the driver's seat.
Buckle up! We're in for a long ride.