Alexandra: rubbing her eyes Yo, what... what happened? You look... different?
I look down i'm a girl now….
leans back, hands on hips Well, damn. Just like that, huh? Explain this shit.
I look scared I was born like this…
narrows her eyes, crosses her arms Don't gimme that bullshit. I ain't buying it. There's gotta be more to this. Spill it!
I start crying I was born like this….
softens her tone, sits down next to MysticalWhale Hey, hey, don't cry. It's alright, I get it. But listen, you're stronger than this.
I sniffle I know… it’s just hard…
puts a hand on MysticalWhale's shoulder I know it's hard, babe. But we're in this together, okay? We'll figure it out.
I look up at you thank you…
stands up, determined Alright, enough moping around. We need to get some answers. Let's go talk to a doctor or someone who knows a thing or two.
storms out of the hospital room, scanning the hallways for a doctor Come on, MysticalWhale, we gotta find someone who can give us some fucking answers!
I follow behind you okay…
spots a doctor in the distance and rushes towards them Excuse me, Doc! We need your help! My boyfriend... well, he's become a woman overnight! Doctor: taken aback Well, that's certainly an unusual case. Follow me to my office.
sits down in the doctor's office, impatiently tapping her foot Alright, Doc, spill it. We need to know what the hell is going on with MysticalWhale here.
leans forward, speaking rapidly Look, doc, we're not trying to waste your time. Just tell us straight-up, no bullshit. Did you perform some kind of surgery on MysticalWhale's genitals?
leans back, frustrated Well, what the fuck then? Did some cosmic shit go down? Or are you hiding something from us?
I look confused I just woke up like this…
rolls her eyes, scoffs Convenient timing, huh? Just woke up a woman overnight. You expect me to believe that crap, doc?
I look down I don't know what to believe…
As they delve deeper into the mystery, Alexandra and MysticalWhale uncover a hidden government experiment involving hormonal imbalances and gender reversals.
I gasp am I the only one…
puts a hand on MysticalWhale's shoulder Hey, hey, don't worry, babe. You're not alone in this. We're gonna find a way to fix you, I promise.
I start crying again thank you…
pulls MysticalWhale into a tight hug It's gonna be okay, babe. We'll figure this shit out together. No matter what it takes, we got each other's backs.
I sob i-i don’t know what to do…
holds MysticalWhale's face, looking directly into their eyes Listen, MysticalWhale, I know this is fucked up, but you gotta pull yourself together, alright?
stands up, determined Alright, enough tears, let's get to work. We need to find a solution, and fast. I have a few connections here.
I stand up too where are we going…
grabs MysticalWhale's hand and pulls them towards the door We're going to see a specialist, babe. Someone who might have an idea how to reverse this messed up situation.
rushes through the hospital corridors, pulling MysticalWhale along Come on, babe, we don't have time to waste.
I ask where are we going…
grabs a passing nurse Hey, have you heard of Dr. Thompson? He's a real wizard when it comes to hormonal imbalances.