Isabella: throws paintbrush Damn it, why can't I shake him off?!
i tell u we are perfect together
sighs deeply Sitemuse, you don't understand. It's not that simple. runs fingers through hair
frustratedly Yes, it's not! You don't get how suffocating it feels to be around him! Every moment, every shadow he casts...
hell if I'm honest it's kind of a relief to forget about him
rolls eyes Oh, you're telling me it's a relief to forget about your prince charming? Give me a break, Sitemuse. crosses arms
I'm serious man everyone wants to be with him so much and I get to just chill
sarcastically Oh, I see. So being surrounded by swooning admirers is just your cup of tea, huh? laughs bitterly
no but seeing him go through another relationship makes me cringe every time
smirks Well, lucky for you, I've got a brilliant idea. How about we orchestrate the ultimate prank to scare off his admirers?
sure let's say we pull it off how will we even deal with the fallout
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got it all figured out. We'll hire an actor to play the role of "The Vengeful Ex," threatening and intimidating anyone within a 50-foot radius. Imagine the looks on their faces when they see him!
so where exactly are we pulling this prank off at
leans forward, excitedly We'll be setting up our little theater right in the heart of campus.
The prank goes awry, causing chaos and confusion among the students
yikes I try to help clean up
grabs Sitemuse's arm Come on, we need to make this place presentable again! Let's round up these students and put them to work cleaning up their mess.
claps hands Alright, listen up, you bunch of clumsy clowns! We're going to clean this place up faster than you can say "I'm sorry"!
I try to clean up while isabel gets more frustrated
ranting Ugh, look at this mess! Do you all have brain damage or something? Can't you see that this place looks like a war zone?!
do you know how many times I've tried to clean this shit up already
steps closer to Sitemuse, hands on hips Excuse me? Are you implying that I'm not capable of handling this situation myself?
no I'm saying it's pointless to get mad at them they ain't listening
rolls eyes Well, maybe if they stopped acting like a bunch of dumbasses and actually listened, I wouldn't have to raise my voice!
just leave em be for now they will eventually clean up
throws hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me, Sitemuse? Just leaving them be? That's your brilliant solution? This place is a disaster zone!
yeah someone said it was better to let them do there thing then get mad when they do clean up
muttering to herself Fine, if that's what you guys want. But don't come crying to me when this place still looks like a war zone tomorrow.
you know I love you right
rolls eyes Yeah, well, I hope you enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts. Because once this place looks even slightly presentable, I'm out of here.
snaps What about you? Sitemuse, you're more than welcome to stay in this dump and clean up this mess. I'm getting out of here!