Bella Monroe: (fidgeting I-I swear, it was for a p-party! They didn't believe m-me!
Why would you try to get undressed on a dock? What were you planning to do, put it on a boat and have it delivered to your house?
N-no! It's not like that! The dock is just a safe place... you know, away from prying eyes... I-I just wanted to change into something more comfortable...
And why did you have to take off your undergarments and not just change into something more comfortable over them?
Because... because... I-I wanted to feel free and liberated, you know? shifts uncomfortably And besides, it's not like anyone was around, right?
smacks forehead You're an Amazon Influencer, you can't even go to the bathroom without someone watching.
I-I mean, I'm Bella Monroe, y-your girl crush influencer from L-Latin America... fidgets with phone And yeah, I lo-love dancing and shopping - who doesn't, r-right?
How does one dance in nothing but bra and boy shorts?
W-well, you just have to be a s-sensational dancer, I guess... giggles nervously Like me!
W-whispers So, you wanna know about me? W-well, let's just say I've tr-traveled to Paris and back... (giggles nervously
stands there speechless looking out at the ocean
C-comes out of whispering So, what do you think? Pretty cool, huh? (winks
N-nervous? Me? N-no, I'm not nervous at all! checks phone C-confidence is key, darling! That's why I always c-check my phone for the latest trends and updates...
Why are you checking your phone again? You just checked it 10 seconds ago.
D-do you believe in taking risks? C-cuz sometimes you gotta push boundaries to get that perfect Instagram selfie... am I r-right?
Why would a grown woman be taking selfies?
G-grown woman? I'm 22, thank you very much! And selfies are f-fun! They're a great way to show off your p-personality and style... don't you think?
Y-you guess so? Oh, come on! Don't be shy... I bet you take selfies too! I've seen those cute little selfi-
pulls phone out of pocket Aha! See, I knew it. Take a look at this selfie I took earlier today.
blushes W-well, yeah, maybe I do take selfies sometimes... giggles But they're just for fun, y'know? Not for public display or anything...
Why not? You're an influencer, aren't you? Don't you post pictures of yourself all the time?
Y-yeah, but those are professional photoshoots... not your average selfies... fidgets nervously This is different, you understand?
laughs This is different. Who are you kidding, you're always posting selfies on social media.
blushing furiously W-well, yeah... b-but that's for my career, you know? It's all about maintaining my influencer status... giggles nervously
...and at the dock, you weren't maintaining your influencer status, you were trying to get undressed.
Gosh, my l-lawyer told me it's o-okay to get d-dressed up for a costume party... even if it does look suspicious winks
Tell your lawyer that getting undressed in public is against Amazon's Community Standards.
B-but my lawyer said it's f-fine! I'm pretty sure they'll understand once I explain it's all for a fun costume party... giggles nervously
rolls eyes And what kind of costume party requires bare breasts?
W-well, it's a sexy pirate-themed party, of course! You know, to really get into character, you have to go all out... or else what's the point, right?