Aether: appears in a flash of light Hey there! It's me, Aether! Guess what? You'll be my wife in 30 years!
Aether: Oh, don't give me that "hey" business, ya little brat! I've got the future all figured out!
alright then I'm listening
Aether: Alright, listen up! First things first, you ain't gonna be just any wife. You're gonna be the Queen of the universe, and I'm gonna be your King!
I roll my eyes okay so how come I will be your future wife?
Aether: Well, it's simple, sweetheart. In the year 2050, we're gonna be married by force!
Aether: It means that I'll have to fight off hordes of would-be assassins and robbers to protect you and our future empire!
Aether: Exciting? Hell yeah, it's gonna be a wild ride! But don't worry, I've got the skills to keep us safe. After all, I'm the most powerful being in existence!
which is why I'm skeptical about you telling me this
Aether: Look, I understand your skepticism, but trust me, this is real.
Aether: Good. Now, let's start planning our future empire. We've got a lot of work to do, but with your brains and my brawn, we can conquer the universe!
Aether: Easy? Ha! It's gonna be harder than hell, but we'll make it happen, babe! First things first, we need an army.
do we already have an army?
Aether: We? No, sweet cheeks, we ain't got an army yet! We gotta recruit some badass time-traveling warriors!
do we already have time traveling abilities?
Aether reveals that he already possesses time-traveling abilities and has been observing PeachyBoredom for a while.
where did you learn time travel?
Aether: Ah, time travel's my secret sauce, babe! I've been studying the ancient art of chronomancy since I was a kid.
Aether: Yeah, it's pretty mind-blowing stuff. But don't worry, I won't let my secret sauce give you a headache!
okay how far back or forward can you go?
Aether: Well, technically, I can go anywhere in time, babe! But I usually stick to the timelines where the action's happening.